Fully kindle firelink. Havel's armour. Mask if the child. Sunlight blade. 2hGreat club. Give their bums a jolly good heavy attack thrashing.

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Pfffft, no bench?

AMATEUR!

+karma

Why not. If they're a bro, they're a bro.

If they're hot, they're hot.

r/hmmm

Sir, there are no frogs at the end of that barbell. You're not fooling anyone.

Submit a recording pressing real frogs, that is, if you want to be taken seriously.

Ds1: bed of bullshit chaos.

Manus is easy with a high stability greatsheild.

I missed the magic weapon trophy, so if you can trade a 10+ magic weapon you can have literally every weapon in the game as I got knight Honor today.

Whereas the guy in the right is all: "yeah daddy bend that shit."

The realisation that if I'm dead ( and for some tragic reason my wife is also dead) that nobody will be there to look after my family. So don't be dead. At the rate I was going on my 20s if I'd kept up the pace I would soon be dead.

Invaders must die in my ass. Not 100% sold on arse invading tbh. But if it did happen, not entirely sure I'd want them dying whilst there either. Hmmmm indeed.

Via depths it's a world of pain. Assume you're not gaining any souls from the area. But you'll find loads of cool stuff

Via valley of drakes it's a farce, you can get to the boss in like 1-2mins. You'll find bugger all.

If you haven't yet paid the crows nest at the top of the tower at firelink a visit, do that first and fully explore wherever it takes you... There loot to be had which makes life in the swamp a little easier.

Yeah the later ones sound like a chore. I loved that in Bloodborne the hard bit was the dungeons because they didn't feel like a grind.

Strength and endurance (enables poise) is a lot of fun.

+karma

Ok gimme 5 to grab it, where do you want summon sign?

I can grab you the one from dukes archives as just about to finish Ng+ do you have soul of sif, cursed artorias greatsword or Priscilla's dagger?

Yep. Any chance you got Priscilla's dagger?

9 medals actually.

Can chuck you 6 sunlight medals, do you have priscilla's dagger?

Yeah seem to recall 3's trophies being extra Grindy. Will give it a miss.