You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

So I was in a pay-per-hour gaming center. They had PunchOut on the Wii, and my sister dares me to beat Super Macho Man without looking at the screen.

So I did.

And just to spite her, I did it without being hit once. When he went down, everyone cheered, and I was just the coolest kid in the entire building for the rest of my stay.

Did I do a funny?

You have to put it on the boardwalk or the pirate guy will get mad!

Carefully, he’s a hero.

I am very confuse. I am also very amaze.

Alright, so here’s how I did it; I just knocked him down twice and survived to win by decision.

I’m a bigger cheater than Aran Ryan.

Here’s one for Popinski: What soda is the best?

Here’s one for Bear Hugger: Have you ever hugged a bear, or is it just a namesake?

Here’s one for Aran Ryan: Have you ever won a match without cheating?

Here’s one for Glass Joe: Who was your one win against?

Here’s one for Gabby Jay: Same question as Glass Joe except to you.

You should delete this before something bad happens.