They are air bladders.

360 artifact heavy peasant list. Intended to be played with Ante, and each player gets two copies of [[jeweled bird]] before deck construction.

Sample pack.

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I like Fireweaver as support for treasure shenanigans, and I like Esperzoa as a build-around for artifacts with ETBs. Honorable mention to shrapnel blast and gremlin mine as solid removal.

I use Text-To-Speech like a good Vorin man.

I've enjoyed multiplayer. I don't have an upper limit on stickers (though I'll probably try that out this next refresh of the cube), and the multiplayer nature of it means that people tend to team up on the person with the overloaded cards. Though, I do give fewer stickers than you do; only 6 per player per draft.

It definitely plays out like the most busted game of commander you've ever played... it's a lot of fun.

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Oh yeah, definitely agreed. That's the best way to play it, especially among friends.

I mean that Cabal Therapy gives you two chances to catch the slagstorm, while Duress only gives the one. That archetype can be fairly non-interactive without hand disruption (which is why I had slagstorm over earthquake), so it's good that something exists, but I worry that Therapy's double use makes it too strong against it. Obviously, you haven't had that problem :)

I'm glad you've had different experiences with the fountain. I've had turn 1 fountains on the play just shut down aggro strategies very hard, so it's nice to place an upper limit on the amount of life gained by that slot. YMMV, of course, and so if you aren't having that issue there's no reason to make the swap. Especially with the hybrid cards (though the granting an additional land type seems cute for a lot of your choices).

I've done the evolving wilds and terramorphic expanse undying sticker before :)

Also was able to put Graft on the wilds, which was excellent. I became archenemy quickly.

Your list looks fun! I like that you went opposite me re: multicolor cards. I wanted to create an environment where you could feasibly play any cool card you draft, so I went heavy on my fixing and multicolor sections.

Also, do you play yours in a typical cube tournament format or in a multiplayer pod?

One thing I've changed recently is swapping out [[radiant fountain]] for [[navigator's compass]]. Both serve as colorless lifegain, though a turn 1 Fountain became overwhelming to any aggro list in my experience. The compass also helps as fixing, so it was a pretty easy switch and I haven't regretted it.

How have the 2 mana 1/3's played for you? I'm also curious about the flash on [[Brinebarrow Intruder]].

I think the cabal therapy swap out is super cute, by the way. I might have to take that one for myself. How does the slagstorm deck fare against it?

Agreed on all counts. Ornithopter is reasonable, but I like requiring blue to be in the combat trick deck.

Not OP but I can give an answer :P

I think the card is sweet, and I really like the phasing as the temporary removal. However, flying is really good, as is 1 mana unconditional removal. Any 1/1 turn one plus this is a turn 2 win consistently; and flying is such a good ability when often one attack is enough to kill.

I'm much more interested in [[suspend]] as a removal option, but again the strength of 1 mana unconditional removal is why I limited mine to [[select for inspection]].

In my list, we typically do 5 lands 10 nonlands, occasionally going to 6 for things like [[beacon of destruction]] control lists.

I'm glad you like it! It's gotten a few changes since I posted this- many thanks to Chemslayer and their thoughts. Worth a peek if you haven't checked out their list yet, though honestly mine has been getting closer and closer to theirs as I continue playtesting.

... is he really old and crabby?

I know we generally try not to summon him here all that often, but also this might be something he would genuinely appreciate.

And 55% winrate is actually good! You keep going at that and you will climb.

If you misclick and accidentally just derp your way into the teamfight, consider using attack move (shift+click) to input those commands. You'll not walk all the way in, but rather stop and AA the next thing in range. It's helped me with the same problem, on many champs.

You can't use whole or parts of game fish, goldfish, carp, or salamanders (including mudpuppies) for bait

It is true in Minnesota, at least. Check page 30. Doesn't mean it's true elsewhere; see u/mnpilot's comment above re: WI.

live rigged up a perch

I was under the impression that using caught fish as bait was not legal? I'm in MN so it might be a state/country difference.

As an example, the Washington Monument was capped in Aluminum, if memory serves, because it was so rare and expensive.

Just telling you that your dislike of the phrase "heckin valid" is heckin valid.

That voice tho

Currently

Ignoring

Signs

... but I'm still cis tho.

Obligatory shoutout to sock dreams. I haven't used them, but apparently they do have stuff for taller, (much taller) women.

Definitely got this to "you little... BITCH" and I was like "yeah, that is not going to have the effect you want, my friend"

Basically this.

Spell shields protect from an instance of something happening, but don't protect from zone effects. So, if you're wearing banshee's veil you'll be saved from something like Ziggs' bomb and Cassiopeia's Q, but you'll still take damage from Singed's poison trail or Anivia's R without it popping.

Malzahar is coded to block one effect of either CC or damage, then give him damage reduction for a little bit afterwards. So, his passive sees the slow from Lux's E and says "Naw, I'm stopping that shit," conveniently dropping his damage and cc protection so you can full combo him. As far as I know, his is the only spell shield that works this way?