Yes.

Machete is the Spy Kids' uncle.

You will now laugh at this, because it is hilarious.

He wouldn't need to travel to America, he'd just need to live in the huge part of Mexico that Mexico had to give to the US after losing the war.

The fuck happened!?

Congratulations, he's still going to get punched in the face a lot.

The game itself wanted you dead, that’s what happened.

He looks like a smug asshole.

Addendum: a smug asshole who likes to think of himself as upper class.

That’s an outfit that just screams “I am the main villain of a cheap novella written by a hack.”

Well that didn’t end well.

She ain’t a widow yet, but she’s working on it.

There’s also the vampires of Zendikar, Ravnica, and Ulgrotha.

Put it back!

PUT IT BACK!!!

A very angy baby.

^{"I am soooo fukken lost."}

Great, we save the tuna only to lose the komodo dragon.

we Czechs have this thing called 'jelito' which basically are pig guts stuffed with various ingredients and remaining parts of the pig mixed with its blood.

It’s called sausage, literally every European country has it.

A very not happy one.

The hips are smaller.

Semi-sort-of-not-actually-related Fact:

Most Americans don’t know what licorice actually is, instead thinking it means ‘candy shaped like corded rope’.

This is because the largest manufacturer of licorice rope in America, Twizzlers, introduced strawberry-flavored ‘licorice-type’ candy, which became such an overnight sensation that it completely buried the original meaning, despite only happening in the 1970s.

Wait, do they mean the decommissioned prison in San Francisco?

I know, that’s why I fall asleep with a smile on my face every night.

And I don’t know what any of those acronyms mean.

Honestly, the part I’m most disturbed by is the part where the animal was prostituted.

Orangutans are neither cheap nor publicly traded commodities, yet somebody looked at the cost of buying an orangutan, shaving it, and making it wear jewelry, looked at the number of people in the area who’d pay to fuck a shaved, jewelry-wearing orangutan, and determined that the local market for such a service was indeed large enough to make the initial investment worth it.

I disapprove of the entire concept.

Giving every Chapter their own Blood-Curse takes away part of what makes the Blood Angels the Blood Angels, and only serves to reduce the Chapters to their paint jobs.