Ride the Lightning

What do you sing on OnlyFans to afford the lip filler and eye liner?

I have a pepper spray in my car.

For what? Run of the mill self improvement? Past traumatic experience? Or trying to cure herself of advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage?

The most qualified person I can find who A) Doesn’t want to be in charge and B) is very at delegating and picking good people to take care of things.

Just let me know which ones the thermometer so I know when you’re done.

As someone else mentioned I have a range but my ideal is somewhere between Kay Dennings and Kristina Hendricks.

Can I get one of these?

Additionally after meeting people you still have to be careful around them because it is easy to accidentally hurt people. And we tend to be clumsy which doesn’t help.

I figured it was this or a live shot from Kabul.

The real kicker of their complete and unflinching delusional perception of facts is these are the same people that fear national healthcare because “rationing” and “I won’t be able to see my CURRENT doctor.” While at the same time forcing hospitals to ration care and refusing to see or listen to their current doctors.

After the check clears.

I like how we all just are comfortable watching a man get abused in public.

Who says we don’t think it is important?

You are not alone.

The animated “The Tick” show. It was amazing.

I don’t know a straight man who doesn’t have a “crazy” woman story. The problem is usually these are the ones they comfortable sharing. Every time I have really gotten to know the guy and they feel safe they all have a REAL crazy woman story if the “crazy” wasn’t crazy enough already.

Also same girl on social media “Men are such trash and dating is impossible because they all suck.”

“You got choked the fuck out, BITCH!”

It is just as dated as American Pie, American Pie is just older. Just wait longer, you’ll see.

This is why I don’t have kids.

Fight Club