A seat

Ask if her teeth are really her teeth

We are coming

Food and water

Having kids

I'd say we can win the league but city's squad is immense so I think they'll probably win it. We should definitely be able to win a trophy worth talking about though, fancy us to come second but obviously won't be easy with utd squad but don't think ole has it in him to challenge

Is the rent more expensive because there's a train running through it or less expensive because there's a fucking train running through it?

Wow I usually stop by here and think damn nature really is hardcore but honestly this shit is sad. Hope someone sorted the moose out

Police brutality doesn't stop with the human species

Krystal haze is the best

They say the sea is mother to all life. This pawn sees only water

It's already been solved. But you still haven't answered my question. What exactly about this project is going well?

Thanks 👍 now I know

My investment is down 84.5% in 24 hours, I literally had to check to make sure my tokens hadn't been stolen 😂 That's not spreading shit, it's stating a fact. Tell me what about this is actually going well? I put in on the token right at the start and so far I've seen nothing

Don't think this is aging well 🤣

Kamehame-HAAAAA!!!!!

Surely David Attenborough is one of the most lovable famous people out there

I can't say I like em in the gulag but as long as you each get one it's still fair 🤷

I was in Newcastle once and there was a ton of traffic flowing so I couldn't cross the road. My friends made a mad dash across and had to wait for me while I await an opportunity to stroll across. A girl next to me said "why didn't you break for it with your friend?" I replied "I don't rush anything I don't want to, especially if it's dangerous." To which she said "Ah you're a stoner too." Still makes me laugh how she figured it out just by that

We call the round silo looking things that used to be where factory is now and on the outskirts of salt mine 'tits'. When we refer to the various hills with forestry we simply say 'up in the bullshit'