and a kid won't even wince at being punted off a balcony.

But the media will flip a bitch if you dangle one over a balcony, and it won't even matter if you're one of the most popular musicians in the world. Totally unfair.

The snails were awesome, I loved timing life grips to bring people to their death. But I'm a priest....We definitely don't have souls.

Ooh, I love hearing different sounds! BRB.

....oh. oh no. Oh no no no.

Lookit this girl, judging the size of another man's hole.

"What did you say your youngest's name was?" "Backup. Backup Smith."

Ah, a fellow Gulf Coast enthusiast.

Lookit this guy, judging the size of another man's hole. Tut tut.

But this heir to the Swanson fortune

He helped small businesses by making me purchase local branded broths so that I am not giving him money!

I'll have what he's having (ノ^_^)ノ

My parents have a tiny round toilet that clearly a woman designed, your dick gets mashed into the rim of it regardless of any wayward blood flow.

Oh man, I just got flashbacks to the Tortos fight and that was such a fun fight.

And Megaera! Wow, just re-reading which bosses were there, yeah, throne of thunder was awesome.

Do tell. This should be fun.

If they tried that now and they're taking the eastern "unofficial" route in the map, I bet it takes 9 months and the extra 3 are just getting through Dallas construction.

😮

I went back to Rift a couple weeks ago and realized that everything that was good about it was already pulled into WoW, and that it simply hasn't aged well.

You're sure it's not going to burn down, fall over, and then sink into the swamp?

"better news is we lost Cheyenne" what the fuck?

You can't trust Mr. Ed with anything, he talks.

This just means you're at the "I put away childish things" stage of life, and that's okay. I would like to add that judging others for what harmless things they enjoy is a childish thing.

This gives me major Gohan vs Cell vibes and it's beautiful.