To be fair Michael has a certain animal magnetism to him…

He just exudes sex

That scene of Tom having to put Gronk down after he’s been bitten will be a real tearjerker

“During the lifetime of great revolutionaries, the oppressing classes constantly hounded them, received their theories with the most savage malice, the most furious hatred and the most unscrupulous campaigns of lies and slander. After their death, attempts are made to convert them into harmless icons, to canonize them, so to say, and to hallow their names to a certain extent for the ‘consolation’ of the oppressed classes and with the object of duping the latter, while at the same time robbing the revolutionary theory of its substance, blunting its revolutionary edge and vulgarizing it.”

This is not exactly correct. It doesn’t specifically need to be relevant to the plot to be a cold open.

It’s really just to get you involved in the show, even if it’s just the general tone or feel, so that you’ll stick through the credits/commercials.

The Office cold opens are considered a classic example of using cold opens well to draw audiences in.

They ask an imaginary space grandpa if he affirms their pre-conceived notions

But then again Michael’s a bold guy.

I am in it.

Whoa, that is NOT true.

They want to give healthcare to the poor POCs within the country and post a self-aggrandizing soliloquy about it to social media… while still voting for politicians who represent/administer systematic rape and pillage against people of those same colors in other countries, to which they will shrug just their shoulders and say “that’s just the way of the world,” as if that reconciles their woke stated intentions with their aggressively fascist decisions.

Indian first generation son of an immigrant. Can definitely confirm.

My mom would brag constantly when we were kids about how light our skin is and how she’s from the top caste.

Openly racist against black people, supporter of Trump/Bolsonaro/Modi, my narcissistic abuser.

Used to go on and on about how difficult she had it growing up - while simultaneously bragging about how many servants they had and the massive palatial estate her grandmother owned - which was of course run by their servants.

Raised my sister to be her little narc-in-training, who thinks she’s better because instead of supporting Trump she’s a Hamilton/AOC radlib and talks like she’s woke when she’s really just another Indian girl who climbs the corporate ladder so she can do things like eat gold plated food and only date white guys.

Conclusion: the Indian diaspora is almost entirely selfish capitalist pieces of shit.

Don’t trust us until we’ve long since proven we’re not just out to win the (social and romantic) favor of capitalist whites.

Gus Bus and Henderson this week - Swift starts next week if he’s looking good

Yeah but it takes extra time because you have to push the 100 ton train for no reason

The pragmatism argument only goes one way with libs. These are the same people who thought Hillary was more electable in 2016 than Bernie

I’m just glad this guy has never polled above like 3% with black people and similar with millenials and Gen Z - everyone his age or younger fucking despise him. It gives me comfort he’ll never get elected into the presidency

He’ll make his way by schmoozing like no one’s ever schmoozed before and get appointed to higher and higher offices until he’s eventually the VP on someone’s ticket.

It’ll be like Kamala-Buttigieg or Klobuchar-Buttigieg or something just as pathetic and then they’ll get trounced by like Tom Cotton or someone even worse.

Literally one of my favorite characters in the entire MCU. He was just so funny

Um, they’re gonna do a WOMEN Pinkerton movie sweaty!?! ❤️🏳️‍🌈✊🏾

It’s called progress, maybe try it sometime 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️💅🏼💅🏼

Why not just use a regular ladder

Remember that one who split the profits with the workers evenly one day and it was $72/hour per person?

That’s a ‘nice’ boss. One who does that every day. Who doesn’t extract the value you create with your labor.

This is one who still exploits you but occasionally tips you out of the money he just stole.

We’re so indoctrinated in seeing the world this way we don’t even realize the exploitation until it’s pointed out to us, and for many even that is too traumatic to handle.

I’d be game! PM’ing you my address

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Capitalism is far and away the less innovative of the two models, and if you can’t see that you don’t understand how they work

Dm’ed

This is a keeper league? What are the keeper rules? Is it a startup? No tight end? Definitely interested - thanks man

Looking for a 10 team sleeper head to head league, $25 or so

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I’m open to dynasty, if you’ve got something similar to this let me know. Thanks

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