r/spiderbro • u/F-18Bro • 5h ago
Found on front doorframe outside the coast house. Cleaning his front legs.
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COMMENT 12d ago
And that, Leonardo, is why f̶̧̞̟͙̳̟̘̳̱͓̫͔̳͎̙͎̞͕̮̰͉͍̤͉̘̻̲̽̽͌̍̃̏̍̐̐̃́͗̍̚̚̚ͅḩ̸̡̨̢̛̯̥͕̝̣̜͈͖̤͎̬̦̗͕̗͈͕̻̦͔̥̘̗͎̞̹͉͈̖̼̟͙̘̪̝͈̮̮͕̤̞͔̀̔̀̾̋͒̈́͊̓̈́̍͝͝ͅͅj̶͕̭̮̲̪͗͊̅͛̃̏͂̾̑̆̑̂̄͐̉̀͒̽͊͂̈́̓̿̏̀̄́͛̈́͑̉̅̾̐̆̃͆̑͛͛͊̃͗͒͘͘̚͝͠d̴̢̧̨̡̛͔̯͓͚̘̩̞̟͔̱̠̰̯͎̩̥̹̺̝̘̭͓̤͉̻͍͈̬̲̮̈̀̏̉̈́̌̋̈́͌̄̔͒͛́̍̽̓̔͑̅̄̈́̀͋͒̽̈́̅̈́̀̏͋͗̏̉̀̍̀̚̚͘͘̕͜͠͠͝͝ͅs̴̨̡̛̺̠͇̘͇͉̬̘͖̺̘̤̤͍̱̻͈̥̞̍̓́̌͆̆̍̎̌̀̈̏̄̇͂͌͊̂̀̃̀̈́͊̓̅͐̕͘̚͜͝͝͝͠͠ͅh̵̢̢̞͇͎̥̙͇͈̻̥̼̱̮̻͖͚͚̦͖͙̤̝̩̺̣̩̖͖͍́̄̊͆̅́̚͝f̸̛̻̬̲͍̹̩̠̹̝̯̰͍̞̜͎͕̖̼̖̹͑̒̐̒͂͑́̇̆̀̈̈́̓̋͂̂̄̂̎̆͗̏͐̄̏̈́͗̀̑͌̓̏̕͝͝͠ͅͅą̴̡̞̯̫̤̮̰̦̣͍͖̤͙̺̦͍͍͚̘̮͈͓͍͍̯̠̉̈̐̔̀̄̎̏̀̄̀̓́̈́̉̽͋̀̃̀̊̍̋̐́̽̚̚͘̚͜͝j̵͎̞̜̹̥͕̰̣̜̜̳͉̣̠̰͊̍̀́͒̈͒͂̋̏͗͑̃͐̉̊͆̕k̷̛̬̥̬͈͆̾̅͐̒̒̆̑̃͊͊̏̏̉̽̆̎̓̏͆̔̔͋̌̂͒͛̚̚̚͠͝͠͠͝͝d̶͙͓̭̰̜̰͍͕͖̻͇͙̰̬͎͕̖̯͍͎̏̇̽͆̌̈͑͗̈́̓̈́́̀̃͑̈́̿̓͘͜͠ẖ̴̢̧̜̠͉͍̠͖̪̰͐̋ș̶̡̡̨̡̨̜̬̣̝̫̞͙̗̳̤͚̅̓͑͑͛̽̑̐̋̓̀̓̓̀̾̀͛̎̀̕̕͜͜ͅͅj̷̡̢̡̛̼̦͖̖͙̙͈̜͇̠͇̰̞͚͈̭̣̳̣͓̣̣͎͉͈͍̯͈͍̒͌̀̇̂͑͊́̃̐̀̏͊̃̏̈̐̓̀͒̾͋̔̅̍̃̔̄͊̈́̀̾̀̂̇̎̽͘͝͝͝͠͝ͅͅk̷̨̧̼̘̖̥͔̞̟͈͖̘͎̯͖͚̗̹̜͎͙̣̫̻̤̲̼̪͈̯̹̖̣̩̮͓̘̖̥̑̑̋͛͂̀̑̀́͊̀͝ͅf̵̧̨̧̨̢̛̛̛̳̭̼̦̤͖̯̻̭̜͎̟͎̙̞͙͉̥͓̭͉̙͙̟̻͔̠͓͍̜͎̹͍̰̻̪̩̖̗̲͈̲̈́̇̒̀́̈́͒͋̅̈́͂̊͋̾̓̉́̈́̅͒̀̎̀́̂̌̀̽̋̏͆̅̎̿̈́̌̋̂̾̅̚̚͘͜͜ͅh̵̛̛͕̠̝̝̝̭͔̘̩͖͔̑͂̉͐̀̀̆̎̀̈́̇͛͑̏͊̑̃̔̽̎̂́̍̂̌̄̀͗̉̀͆̑̍̑̔̃͘͝a̶̛̛͉̗͈̱̬͂͋̍͌̓͆̈͗͊̽̀͒̈́̀͊͆̈́̃͑͋̈́̈́̍̈́͒͂͌̂̎̒̀͂͊́̎̚̕̚͘͘͠͝͠͝͝ͅj̶̢̡̢̛̪̯̖̠̭͙̥͕͍̰͇̣͈̻̖͔̲̫̐̆̓̍̓͌̍̋̊̏͆̄͌̽̒̀̉́͒̔̈̌̔̊̔͊͐͑̇͊̃̎̀̒̆́̂̈́̂̚̚͜͝͝k̷̢̢̡̖͙͚͓͇̗̜̲̯̲̳̦̫̳̩͔̘̣̼̫̑̔͆̌͆͐̓̄͑́̄̾́̊͐̑̀̇̋͛͊̐̾̊̒̐͆̐͐̔̒̍̏̐͐̈́͊͂͒̆͗̇̌̽̑͜͝͠͠ͅͅf̶̧̛̱̹̹̹̪̆͑͆́ͅh̴̢̡̧̧̛͉̬͔̤̲̺̥̺̫̬̮̘͈͉͓͔͓̹̮͇̩̯̜̹̼͔̙͖̙͔̤̲̬͉̋̈̓̃̓̈́͐̔͛̂̄͋̊͂̅̔̀̒̆̀͆̄̚̕͘͝͝ͅd̶̡̠̹̜͍͖̣͕̦̭͙̹͈̳̎̊͛̐̿̏͗̕͝͝ͅͅs̶̨̛̰̼̻̙̭̠̤̖̗̯̋̏̀́͐͊̉̀̊͊̈́̄̐́̈́̿͐̎̾͒̉͛̄̍̍́̔͋͘̕͜͝͠j̸̨̪̯̹̝͚͇̬̠̹̳͇̤͕̺̋͌͂̇̈́̓͒̓̾̔̋̽͐̀͂̾̾̏͗̇̕͠ͅķ̴̺̥̤̘̗̮̘̣̭̫̱͉̻̦͖͕͋̌̑̑͊̎͋̓͋̓̅̋̃̊̐̇̈̑̊ḁ̵̧͕̘͉̮̜̯͖̪̥̀̅̎̐̓̊͂̆̾̽̈́̊̉͋̄̓̍̉͋̉̔̈́͑̎́̓͌͐̋̍̀̏͑̌̌͋̚͘͘͘͘̕̕̚͠͝͝ͅl̷̨̛͍̬̥͖̲̗͈͇̭̹̯̼͎̮̹̤͎̹̯̦̱͔̯̣̮̹͐̊͗̐̌̽̀̇̋̒͋̔̆̄͌̀̈́͗̈̿͆̃͘͘͝ͅͅͅͅf̶̨̧̧̛̺̳̱͎͖̗̬̙̘͖̼̝̲̹̯̤͍̓̋̅̇̾͌̎̆́͊̓͑̂̾̔͑̊́̄̾̾̾͊̉̓̋̊̐̀̕͘͝͠͝ͅh̸̡̡̢̢̛̭̠̥͖̻̣̭̭͓̜͚̼̹͕̪̖͙͖̹̬̥̫̠̠̺̊̔̈́̽̂͛̐̀̈́̍̅̇̋́̊͆͋̊̄̐̆̐́̅̂̊͆̏͑́͂̚͘̕͘̕̚͜͜͝͝͝͝͝d̸̡̢̢̧̛̛̪͔͚͙̳̤͚͎̪̱͉͉̲̥͙̼̖͖̩͇͚͑́̔̈́̀̇̂͂̓͋́̈́̉̎̎͌͂̏̒̃̉̐̾͐͆̍̓̈́̄̍̀̀͐͑̑̓͋́͘͘̚̚̚͠͝͠͠ͅj̷̢̙̭̭̳̲͕͔̤̘̫̪̏̃̇͜͝s̵̛̛͖̜̳̰͎̪͍̥̪̥̭̠͓̘̮͈̩͙͇̟̪͉͎̺͖̫͒̍̍̾̔̾̿̔̈͋̃̐̒̂̿̽̓͂̆̾̄͊̏͋̀̾̊̾͂͂̽́̒̽̓͐̈́͘̚͘͘͜͠͠͝f̵̡̧̢̢̧̡͍̜͉̲͙̼̰̜̺̮̫͚̪̹̙͕̰̻͉͔̦͙̲̼̩̼̞̺͈̹̰̦̠̬̎ͅh̶̡̡̨̧̡̲̜͚̙̩̹̠͙̩̱͓̩̞̥͕͍͎̣̝̟̖̦̟͙̲̹͔̣̻̬̝͗̊̓͛̍̀͂͂̓̐̓̆̀̄̇̀̿͂̇̄̏̽́̽͂̇̔͆̋͒̒̾͜͜͝͝͠ ̵̧̛̣̰̖̗̫̹͍͆̅̌̿͑͗̓̕̕͜͝ử̸̧̨̨̧̪̻͕͔̳̖̞̠̜̠̫̠̼͖͎͈̜̫̝̼͚̝͇͖̮̫̰͓͎̣̺̳̦̿̉͊̌̋̑̋̀̋̄́̉͌̆̀̃̔̀̀̑̉̀̍͋n̵̨̧̨̧̧̡̨̛̥͖͚̦̞̝̙̠͙̰͕͙̟͓̺͕̳̤̯̹̱̭̘̲͚͇̰̹͓͍̱̍͛͛͌̀͆̏̂̆͋́͋̇́͑̈̋̄̃̀͗̓͂̆̌́͋̽̂̾͒́̃͗̔̋͘͘̚̕͜͜͠ͅͅͅf̷̛̦͓͎̦͉̰͛̈̅̌̆́̏̀̏͊̓̈́͂͊̕̕̕̚͝į̸̡͎͈̞̻̯̣͉̜̫̫̐͌̍̈́͋͆̾̌̌̐̇͐̐̏͂͂̃̓̈́͋̆̍͑̓̋̑͌̈́̔́̽̎̿̑̂̿͛̏̓́̏̈̚̚͝͠ư̷̢̨̢̢̪̟̲̼̱͕̼̩͚̬̺̻͍͍̻̘̘̥̠̤͕̪͎̰̹̬͍̲͚̱͎̜̔͑̄̾͌̎̊̍͒̅͒͐́̾̈́̓̋͆́̂̅͌̈́̈́̍̅̔͌͘͘̚͝͝͝ͅḑ̸̛̬̬̙̳̺̣̲̘̼̳̲̬̲̱̗͔͍̼͙̭͚͕͍̘̖̎͆́̐̉̂̈́̓̑̉͐̈̕͘͠ͅͅs̵̨̡̢͉̬̩̰̟̹̪͓̲̜͐̄̔̽̓̓͂̋̅̊̈́͑̆͗̓̊̈̈́̿͑̋̈̃̉̚͘̕͠͠ņ̶̢̧̧̠̭̻͚̤̲̱̝͍̠̱̗͕̖̹̝͗̈́̆͌͛̅̍͐
Do you need mouth to mouth?
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COMMENT 13d ago
Another weird concept with infinity is that there are some infinities that are larger than others.
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COMMENT 13d ago
Might be a stupid question, I know nothing of finances, but why are the months on the bottom of the graph not in order?
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COMMENT 15d ago
Incomprehensible
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COMMENT 17d ago
If
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COMMENT 20d ago
Hate that counterpoint.
"YeAh BuT It'S EvErYwHeRe nO mAtTeR wHeRe YoU gO"
Cool, go ahead and marinate in this shithole state with that mentality, I'm outta here as soon as i can.
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COMMENT 21d ago
"You were never one of us. You were nothing but a usurper...a false idol. My eyes have been opened. Let me help you to see, Slayer"
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COMMENT 21d ago
love this show
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COMMENT 21d ago
If I understand it correctly Kurzgesagt is a team of researchers and other really smart people and animators, rather than one person.
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COMMENT 22d ago
This is why as soon as I am able to, I'm moving the fuck out of this city and this state. I've lived here my entire life.
Don't get me wrong, Austin/the state of Texas will always carry a feeling of home for me, but every sane person living here is lying to themselves if they don't see how insanity has taken this area of the world over. I understand that there's no moving away from it entirely if i plan on staying in the continental US, but at least I can go somewhere that isn't a conservative playground on a daily basis. On top of the fact that cost of living here is outrageous, and that's by design as well.
At least that's one of the few things here in Austin that really is bi-partisan. if you don't have enough money, republican or democrat, you can go fuck yourself and be forced out of the town you grew up in. Simple as that.
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COMMENT 22d ago
I can picture the kind of person who would say this out loud, in the form of a run-on sentence and everything.
I dislike that mental picture. Not the kind of person I would want to smoke with.
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COMMENT 26d ago
Now put tiny snoop next to noodle legs Kevin.
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COMMENT 28d ago
I appreciate you understanding what I meant, where I was coming from, and that I wasn't being rude and just asking a question. I definitely know the difference between a vagina and a vulva, just didn't think I needed to clarify.
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COMMENT 29d ago
fair play
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COMMENT 29d ago
Why can't people just say vagina?
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COMMENT Aug 01 '21
Good riddance. No one needs that kind of negativity here.
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COMMENT Aug 01 '21
Preach
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COMMENT Jul 30 '21
That's what it looks like to me, I've seen them in much less populated creeks. This one must be more accustomed to humans.
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COMMENT Jul 21 '21
reaper be thicc
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COMMENT Jul 19 '21
What, you've never heard of the veggie snake? The one that only eats lettuce?
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COMMENT 2d ago
I’ve basically resigned myself to not being able to date in today’s world.
I work 55-70+ hrs a week, never really have been good at getting out and meeting random people, and I’m at a level at my job where I can’t date anyone from work. Sucks.
I know this doesn’t answer your question at all, I’ve just never admitted to the above fact. I hope you find what you’re looking for OP.