r/AskReddit May 03 '21

You wake up and it’s June 1st, 2019 again, what is the first thing you do?

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COMMENT 3h ago

  • Milwaukee

  • Milwaukee

  • Milwaukee

  • Cheap Chinese assorted tools bc Milwaukee is fucking expensive

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COMMENT 13h ago

It’s between Rainbow Six Siege because I really like the book and Meta Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.

They’re both great but for totally different reasons

Edit: I also turned off my age flair so no cheating!

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COMMENT 2d ago

If your dick ain’t red then your message won’t be read

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COMMENT 2d ago

I love that I’m still getting replies on this lol

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COMMENT 2d ago

You are spongbob

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COMMENT 2d ago

Like me join the brother/sisterhood of bi and Genderfluid

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COMMENT 2d ago

YOU TOOK OF MY BALL, IM TAKING YOURS OF JOHN!

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COMMENT 2d ago

Mine was mixed with some gender fluid

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COMMENT 2d ago

Why run?

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COMMENT 2d ago

2?

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COMMENT 2d ago

How to effectively pick up puke on a screener in paver porch

The stones are so porous that they soak in the water in the puke very quickly, so you go in quick with the P. Towels, immediately after taking up the big bits you pour a cup of water onto the stone, and let it go through the cracks where the poly sand is, which pushes all the scents to the top, then you go in again with the good ole P. towels

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COMMENT 3d ago

Ok me, I bet you can’t!

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COMMENT 3d ago

This is da wae

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COMMENT 3d ago

THE CHEMICALS IN THE WATER ARE TURNING THE FROGS GAY

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COMMENT 3d ago

Wait what happened

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COMMENT 3d ago

And they also mean Joe and Mary, pretty common names even in English culture

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COMMENT 4d ago

I don’t flirt I’ll just ask them out ig

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COMMENT 4d ago

Nah cold showers are good, kill acne and improve your immune system, plus in colder months helps you keep warm.

I take cold showers normally, gotta get back on it since my acne has been getting worse :P

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COMMENT 4d ago

The fescue will struggle a bit in summer, just keep that in mind OP.

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COMMENT 4d ago

But… pine… they are the biggest nuisance tree here in the East

They replaced gorgeous pen oaks 400 years ago when the first settlers were making houses, now pen oaks are hard to find unless you know where to look

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COMMENT 4d ago

Don’t feel bad about removing pines, remember that these were replacing huge pen oaks because pen oaks are hardwoods to use when building the first houses

So they’re basically just to replace one of the greatest looking trees I have ever seen.

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COMMENT 4d ago

Darwin signed it himself!

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COMMENT 4d ago

How does it feel to have caught a 300 year old carp?

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COMMENT 5d ago

Honestly I agree with the guy, I’d live with so much guilt that I’d end up killing myself, so I’d rather just go and take a risk than end up killing myself over guilt