That's hilarious, I hope people appreciated the humor.

"IT WAS ON THE GROUND! IT WAS ON THE GROUND!"

What does this mean??

Don't act like you wouldn't

I know for a fact mine would try to fuck me. So I just have to fuck him first.

Suicest

Imagine actually being able to get high from weed in 1929

Most people say spliff

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jack got stuck cause Jack be thicc.

I dont see anything rhyming with kneel

It's fucking shabbos, dude

So where exactly is that massive amount of watery 'lube' stored?

As is tradition

This monk wouldn't be accepted at all

Back door

Nope, we've just made that big of an impact over the last hundred years

Tapestries are decorations, and the only 'furniture' would be hard wooden benches, which wouldn't catch fire as easily as a stuffed sofa. As a whole tapestries are pretty rare for Christian churches.

I see none of these in the photo. If someone miraculously (no pun intended) caught fire, drop and roll

Hate to see him go, but love to watch him hail Mary

Pickle rick?

They would not taste good. Technically still safe to eat though

Or green

And then there's cold stone ice cream, which is like next level

Lower smoking rates. People are healthy in socal for the most part

Thank you for the info