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COMMENT 10h ago
These are the same people who will claim that there were a million of them at that march, despite the fact there's only ever 20'000 at most.
Numbers aren't their strong point.
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COMMENT 10h ago
Any time I've seen a video or post online showing the dangers of Nazism, there's always been a comment saying but what about Antifa or what about the dangers of the far left. At no point will they acknowledge that the far right is a threat.
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COMMENT 22h ago
"What's a gorilla doing underwater in the first place?"
"Err, well...it's funny you should...George they're onto us!"
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COMMENT 22h ago
"Land. The....plane, there's.........somethingonthewing."
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COMMENT 22h ago
The new washing machine part in Life's Too Short is hilarious
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COMMENT 1d ago
And Gove said that he too goes out driving his car, to test his eyesight.
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COMMENT 1d ago
Slams folder angrily
"I fucking hate being blind!"
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COMMENT 1d ago
I want to watch an episode of The Office. If it's Scott's Tott's
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COMMENT 1d ago
"Clever girl"
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COMMENT 2d ago
That's why you give the barista a fake name
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COMMENT 2d ago
Oh, I'll just blow it off. I'll just blow everything off. Heck, I guess I'll just blow off walking. And now I'll just blow off standing. I'm just blowing everything off. I'll blow off talking language. Blee bluh bluh blee blee bluh.
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COMMENT 2d ago
I completely agree, those devices are pointless and should be removed.
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COMMENT 2d ago
"I knew something was wrong when Johnny Two-Shoes ordered the popcorn chicken. Johnny Two-Shoes never orders popcorn chicken."
Lights cigarette
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COMMENT 2d ago
It was once taken as natural that as we get older our hearing deteriorates and our teeth fall out. The truth is if you look after your teeth and hearing, they both can remain even when you're elderly.
But like you said, people assume once you hit a certain age you can't hear certain sounds.
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COMMENT 2d ago
Makes me think of David Brent, when he tells a joke and no one laughs.
"Nah that's....there's better ones than that."
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COMMENT 2d ago
Apparently if you engage with your cats and give them toys to play with, they don't hunt birds. Seems to work with our cat, he prefers attacking tennis balls than birds.
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COMMENT 3d ago
Jack Reacher might be for you then
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COMMENT 3d ago
I'd have made a great Fat Mac double
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COMMENT 3d ago
Myst-thicc
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COMMENT 3d ago
"His name is Mac."
"We don't know what his name is. We don't know each other. Hi, nice to meet you."
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COMMENT 3d ago
Four dying people look for a way to live longer. An ex-cop is brought back in to kill them.
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COMMENT 3d ago
Hey Jeff, did you know that when it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen?
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COMMENT 3d ago
Then defiantly eats the paper, only to gag and spit it out.
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COMMENT 3d ago
I thought Vaughn and the female lead were great at playing each other, making the body swapping seem believable.
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COMMENT 10h ago
They do have a choice. No one is holding them down and sticking a needle in them. You have to willingly go and book your vaccine. They're protesting for no reason.