That's literally the only thing I've heard it called

I don't want to understand this reference.

First you find which way the condom rolls out, put it in your mouth, and apply...

I'm gonna go with Tim Robinson hired a sniper to promote his Netflix show.

I didn't know him personally, but I think if he could come back and read the comments on his death he would be very satisfied.

Agreed on the first two. Burgers and Mexican are two things I cook almost exclusively at home. A good medium rare burger or skirt steak are not things I get consistently well from any restaurant.

That's a good trick.

A website that needs to hire a proof reader.

I one handed a pistol grip .12 gauge with turkey load once.

My wrist didn't shatter, but I didn't do it twice...

I've heard the same story from a guy I know who was a supervisor there. Musk would fire people on the spot and walk away. Some would come back, hoping he wouldn't remember. He always remembered.

And extra hotbars in the cash shop?

Have one of the greatest tourist attractions ever? Come see the Swearing Pandemonium!

The brain hack is to pronounce each one with a slightly different inflection that's not really noticeable to anyone else. Then tie the definition and spelling to that inflection in your mind. There, theer, and they-r. Now they've become distinct, different words.

It definitely did not melt it. Probably just pressure.

You joke but I've had to do this.

And only $87 worth of wood to build it.

The only time I've seen that sub before today was one time when /r/all was glitching out and showing some random shit at the top. A guy in that sub posted a picture of a thumb drive at a climbing wall claiming he was going climbing with his best girl.

I definitely do appreciate all the chips being fully and equally covered with toppings.

Still not worth $9.

I mean, she could have just showed up, ya know... earlier.

...there are a lot of other planets in the universe...

Yeah, but on this one is the guy trying to wipe out half of all life on all of them.

Such a stupid line.

Another potential hacky solution is to store these files on a replicated GlsuterFS volume. You'd have two storage servers. One remote and one local. Install GlusterFS on both and connect them as replicated volumes. Any update to one will be mirrored on the other. That may take some fine tuning though.

Fun fact: Staples still uses AS400 for their inventory management.

Yes, and it's a double-edged sword. I'm that guy right now. The other side of that blade is that nobody is trusted to fill in for me.

The milk on the right has a really familiar face. Pretty sure I've seen him acting in something else.

Seeing scenes like this for the first time is so magical.

An Evening with Kevin Smith.

Also check out An Evening With Kevin Smith 2: Evening Harder.

The man is a great storyteller.