Not that this is gonna be scene but I used to work at a golf course with a rather large banquet hall. It was common knowledge that the 15 spots up front that were marked handicap were for Saturday banquets and u were allowed to use 10 of the spots on the other days of the week. I’m sure that’s not the case here but it could be an explanation

Hell yeah buddy! Should have gotten those guys number so they could confirm your story to your buddies! Ha

Would you rather be a lemon or a hot dog?

I’ve worked at a few companies in industry and the #1 skill by far is knowing how to use excel. Not just simple things but actually understanding it and being able to put together a spreadsheet that can accomplish any task. I’ve gotten promotions at all 3 places of employment rather quickly because they recognize the importance of having someone that can fix issues/create solutions. I may have gotten lucky but I’ve only worked with 1 other individual who really knew what they were doing in excel.

Is it just me or wouldn’t it be easier to just pee in the damn toilet and not flush it everytime?

Clucoin

A friend of mine in Georgia has a donkey that just roams his property with no fence just for the purchase of stomping out snakes. They are bad ass mother fuckers

I’m not sure what a dungeon master is, I thought it was for a board game of dungeons and dragons but these mother fuckers are somehow storing lit torches and lighting their hands in fire with lard. How is this game even played?!?

Fuck Dave

CluCoin

We are way ahead! Let’s fuckin go!

I had a jack Russell that got kicker by a horse as well. Full blown knocked out until we got to the vet. Little bastard woke up and started sprinting around the office like she didn’t just punted like a football.

There is literally no wild animal that can’t do some damage. Had a abandoned baby rabbit in the backyard once. Picked it up and that little cocksucker bit me.

I have a Tua Tagovailoa Red Stars from an optic Tmall that is a super short print. Looking to trade or sell! Let me know offers! Tua

How much for the phins

Nice work brother!

My family was always been well off enough, not rich but we had everything we needed. Recently my dad and I were walking in Walmart and my dad was going to buy a pair of headphones for himself and I was going to buy a new trash can for my garage. As we were walking we overheard a little girl ask her mother if they were going to get a Christmas tree this year and the mother indicated they couldn’t afford it. Heartbreaking for sure. As I turned to go down the trash can aisle dad said he was going to go to the electronics. I turned around after walking a few yards and see my dad handing the lady a $100 bill indicating that she had dropped it. She looked shocked but my dad just nodded a little bit and continued on. I continued to watch my dad and he turned around before getting to the electronics and headed back my way. He didn’t know that I had seen him and he comes back and says they didn’t have what he wanted and he would check back another day. Dad had given away the money that he planned to use for the headphones. Boy do I love that guy.

My point is that we should be taking care of the people affected more rather than giving someone with a good jon a check for $600 so he can go out and buy a new Xbox. Clown