That was extremely obvious sarcasm

But I suppose Reddit people don’t have any sense to understand sarcasm

Are you absolutely sure you’re not just incredibly retarded?

It’s true though

Have you stopped sexually abusing your cats yet?

Nightmare

Is your cat okay?Aww, rip your cat

You should probably stop. I don’t think the cats like it.

Do you have sex with cats?

Stop getting so angry. It’s okay.

Chill out

You’re American?

What are you talking about?

Calm down

Did you cum in a hanky? You must have. Still going to hell though because that’s not allowed.

It’s hilarious how many of you so called Christians are not actually Christians at all lol

Where’d you demon seed end up? You know if you didn’t get someone pregnant you’re going to hell, right? Lol, of course you know that, you’re a Christian!

Just remember, no sex before marriage and thou shall not kill. I’m sure you ignore those fundamentals from the bible though to suit yourself

I’ll pray for you. Wear a mask.

“Military” spoken like a true American lol. Read about evolution and science and get your head out of the sand.

Practice what you preach. You believe in fairies. Obviously you have no place in society

Hypocrite

You should read the bible that you’re so obsessed with

Bet she’s doesn’t agree with being beat by a ruler or forcefully impregnated but you do you according to “God”.

Why don’t you go spend some time with your pretend girlfriend? Read her some Old Testament

You’re the one who believes in it, weirdo.