Just ONE more score! Have some FAITH!

This is no rabble of mindless orcs. These are uruk hai. Their armor is thick and their balls broad

“You’ve been into Farmer Maggot’s balls!”

“We ain’t had nothing but maggoty balls for three stinkin day”.
“Yeah! Why can’t we have some balls?!”

To be fair, the ARVN was doing pretty well at holding back NVA forces. Once the US stopped giving them any bit of support, they simply did not have the supplies to fight back. I remember seeing something that platoons of ARVN troops would be rationed one magazine of ammo per soldier at some point very late in the war. Coincidentally, at this time North Vietnam launched a major offensive.

Probably buy a ticket to San Diego and jerk off in the middle of the street, before I make any abrupt decisions about what to do

Isn’t it something? I remember being behind a school bus at a light, and these kids in the back were pointing at my car, so I flipped the lights a few times and they got all excited.

“There are two kinds of countries, ones that uses the metric system, and ones that landed on the moon”

Reminds me of playing Xbox Live back around 2008. Mostly Brits would get in voice chat and say “Americans are racist” etc etc etc. After Obama was elected, that turned into “Shut up American, your president is a n____”

Soviets: One of the problems with planning against the American doctrine is that Americans do not feel the need to read their manuals or obligation to follow their doctrine.

German: The reason that the American Army does so well in war, is that war is chaos, and the Americans Army practices chaos on a daily basis.

America: If we do not know what we are doing, the enemy certainly cannot anticipate our future actions

Preston asking me to do something

615

First glance I was like “It’s a picture of Sting and The Police?” Then I looked again and said “ohhhh wait”

I just want the scope

We need to cut the head off a live rooster

Is that the Jurassic Park theme playing?

Paddy is about 2 knockouts away from anyone needing subtitles to understand what he’s saying. And that’s a lot, because I can understand what Nate Diaz is saying most of the time

Yoel practices voodoo

I’m scared for him. I think Gastelum has a lot of talent. Dropping the last few fights, even if they were to top ranked fighters, and the Cannonier loss kinda being his corners fault, might hurt him though

And Khabib is riding that for the rest of his life. I feel like there’s something new every week now with him talking shit but the overwhelming response is “but he’s the GOAT”

Cormier is a horrible commentator

I bought one with my C&R, waiting on it to ship. Their customer service is pretty fast. I made an account and emailed them on how to send in my license. They told me to send a scan and let me know the order number. I emailed back and in 10 minutes I had a reply email saying my license was applied to the order and they’d provide me with a tracking number once it ships.