There are a few college football programs that I hate. But I REALLY HATE Colorado.

CU is a shit school with a shit football program for shit people. Stay the fuck out of our conference, you Buffalo fuckers.

Friends

Everyone knows Alabama is the true #49

Sounds like Mississippi to me!

Well done

Instead he came there and he asked him to do murder, for money

Is it the same guitar always?

Wow, his numbers are way better than I remember him being

Ouch

Was he tho?

Fucking fascists!

Amazing!

Every gig ends.

Never too late to start!

It’s gonna take a long time but start by listening to a shitload of music with the sort of feel you are going for. Then transcribe and learn to play a solo or part exactly like the record. Start with it slowed down and really listen to every minute detail.

Again, you are training your brain to hear the difference first and foremost. If you get the sound in your head, eventually it will come out in your own playing.

At least that’s the best I can tell you. The easier way is probably to play a few hundred gigs with a band that has the sort of rhythmic feel you are going for. 😂

You could always read it over a backing track, or a James brown track or something too. Feel is a whole other, and a lot trickier, subject IMO!

Not a stupid question. It’s kind of nuts how the brain works but I think everything in music comes down to how you hear stuff in your head. By practicing the rhythms correctly over and over again, you’ll start to hear and recognize it better when you are in time and not in time (and in between).

The other thing I would recommend is to practice your technique drills (scales or whatever you are working on) with the click slow, say 60-70 BPM, and starting with quarter notes-one note per click. Then moving to 8th notes, two notes per click. Next triplets, 3 notes per click…16th notes, (fivelets are optional based on your comfort with that rhythm), 8th note triplets (6 notes per click), etc.

Again, you are training your brain to hear those rhythms cleanly and accurately. You can’t improvise fast shit without hearing the fast rhythms super clearly in your head.

Hope that helps, it’s kind of hard to explain this shit in writing without a demonstration.

Get the book syncopation for the modern drummer and practice syncopated 8th note exercises. Start with the metronome on every beat, then on every other beat, then once a measure, then once every other measure. You’ll get better!

Rhythm and fretboard knowledge are the two things every guitar player needs to improve on.

That was a rough one

Lucy McGillicuddy Ricardo Carmichael…and I think there’s some more.

Hahaha. Yeah. It was the honest answer!

Depends how much you practice

Jim Nantz does not find this amusing.