Thank you! I've been in way too many arguments about this! Strange Brew made a conscious effort to retell Hamlet, and it still wasn't very close to Hamlet.

I'm so glad it was a pain in the ass to get videos online when I was in college. One of my roommates made a "greatest hits" compilation of me doing goofy shit when I was drunk, and he'd bust it out whenever he had company over. It was harmless stuff - me dancing on our kitchen counter, really bad karaoke, stopping mid -sentence to curl up and pass out on the floor. He used MY video camera to take all the footage, and decided it was a great thing that everyone should see. Kind of sucked walking in from class and having a dozen people laughing at me for dumb shit from a year's worth of parties condensed into a 15 minute hard copy.

not interested in having a conversation

Continues conversation.

Okay, now I'm trolling a little bit.

You realize that's the response from like... every right wing nut job getting called out on conspiracy bullshit, right?

"Look it up! I'm not going to do your research for you, sweaty!"

Huh. I always thought those were just for a little panache.

It is up for debate, though. That's the thing. No matter how stupid, they will debate. And I'll play the role of 'them' as often as I have to. Keep in mind, these are people that are taking worm ointment and fish tank treatment to fight a virus when an approved vaccine is available at Wal-Mart with no appointment necessary.

Quit trying to stay high-brow when it clearly doesn't work. If you always do what you always did, you'll always get what you always got.

A mob surrounded the train carrying Billy The Kid to jail to await trial. They wanted him freed. Because the train was carrying mail, the mob could have been executed on the spot for delaying mail delivery.

$40 dollars for beeswax and turpentine per year? Pffff. Seems a little extravagant, don't you think? 'Tell me you have a bad rash in your crotch without saying so' kind of thing.

I bet I'm worse - you're supposed to use your legs?

Bud, pick out one sentence in anything I've posted where I've deligitimized anything besides bad argument.

The other side doesn't need my help. My side does. But they're too busy agreeing with each other in an echo chamber.

Or, you know, move on to the 1600 other comments if you're not interested in mine.

Commonly known to whom? Widely reported where? I'm not trolling, I'm trying get people to argue better.

Gargle my chowder pipe.

You've missed the point entirely, and you're not alone, so maybe it wasn't a very good point to begin with. I'll argue it anyway.

"I'm making this point."

Is not as good as

"I'm making this point (link to irrefutable proof)."

You ask for proof, and you get "Well ACKSHULLY it's a well known fact that the blibbity blurgity directly corresponds to the Cronumpulus." Still no proof.

Fucking choke them with the facts is all I'm saying.

Right. And I'm skeptical of everything, and so is everyone else. It's not that hard to make a claim and tack on a quick source. And honestly, 97% of people who read a claim followed by a link won't question it's validity, they'll spread it as fact.

https://www.statista.com/topics/3888/norway/#:~:text=In%20spite%20of%20its%20considerable,5.5%20million%2Dmark%20by%202020.&text=Norway%20boasts%20a%20stable%20market,1.02%20percent%20as%20of%202016.

I don't think... I mean, I frequently fantasize, but... No. I like to think that my body could hold up to being ravished by a force of nature, but two at once? The last sound my body made would be a loud crack from the crazed smile that split my jaw from the rest of my head as I panted my final breath.

Says who? You? Who are you?

Is that something you know, or something you've heard? I'm not saying you're wrong, but that's a big claim that does nothing if you don't add that stinger of a link to a credible source.

They? Who are 'they'? Which liberal weighted districts were understaffed? Where did they remove polling stations? I don't doubt that this has happened, but the burden of proof falls on the accuser. Show me. Show the world.

Edit: Or, you know, go ahead and downvote someone who agrees with you but doesn't accept your argument blindly.

DONT GIVE THEM ANYTHING TO ARGUE AGAINST, YOU DUMB DICK! Jesus! I'm on your side and I can poke holes in what you think is a solid statement like it's a piece of wet bread!

When Nick Offerman ate Da Bomb, didn't wince, just told it straight that the sauce was crap.... Not to sound like a weirdo or anything, but that's when I realized that I have to kill Megan Mulally and be there for him, and we can go start a life together somewhere else.

The only problem is that I'm hopelessly in love with Megan Mulally.

🎶I'll never be satisfied...🙍🏼‍♂️🎶

But anyway. Have you heard these people talking about unhealthy parasocial relationships? Pfffffff.... Crazy, right?

You're just so accustomed to it, you can't even recognize the monster you've become.

Source - Born and raised in WI.

It's just a joke. In all honesty, every Minnesota accent that gets praised for being authentic is ridiculous. "Oooh yoo betcha! Hyurr in Myunna Sowda, we taaaahk like thyuss!"

Maria Bamford is how people from Minnesota sound. Not when she's doing a crazy voice, though.

That's how it's pronounced in Minnesota. Two syllables. Think of Mad TV - "Stuart! Don't go to that end of the pool! It's too deap!"

Despite the vast majority of them lining up on sidewalks and public spaces holding signs, many of the networks decided to report on the riots where streets were filled, police were having things thrown at them, Business were looted and their stores trashed and things were set on fire.

For many people, their only link to the rest of the country is what they see on TV. If TV is showing pictures of Atlanta burning and connecting it with BLM... That's how. It's not right, but that's how it happens.

What are you going to drink tomorrow morning, though?

Cheese curds.

Buns.

Dave Matthews Band for me. No regrets. I still like having sex to Dave Matthews Band. My wife isn't a fan of me singing along during the act, though. "Cuzha tri-ping-billy...."