Sell her prosthetic leg to the Russian mob.

Mr. Brightside

What I've got you've got to give it to your mama.

Is this question implying we become zombies? Or are you just gonna use the zombie apocalypse as an excuse to go on a murder spree?

I'm no botanist but I'm pretty sure that's a caterpillar.

I mean, aren't we all lost souls swimming in a fish bowl/

Cheese

I'm not talking about my friends and family. I'm talking in general. Facebook is flooded with lunatics pushing their horseshit agenda just like Twitter.

Munchma Quchi and Suq Madiq

JNCO Jeans. Looking at old pictures of myself in those things makes me cringe.

I dunno dude, they seem equally horrible to me

Monty Python - Always Look on the Bright Side of Life.

They don't

That would almost make me want to join twitter... Almost

There are only 2 escalators in the entire state of Wyoming.

I have a question. Why do people still refer to themselves as Trump "supporters"? The word supporter is usually reserved for someone holding or currently running for office. Trump lost, and is now a private citizen who is not running for anything at the moment, What exactly are people "supporting"?

The Gettysburg Address was a speech. Were you trying to say the Emancipation Proclamation?

Side note. Reading how hilariously stupid and uninformed you are in this thread truly made my day.

Waking up and realizing you can go back to sleep.

I finished second in the 'Egg and Spoon' race in fourth grade.

Hackers. A more updated version could be pretty good.