A gaming headset

The tea kind

Why haven't you used me your entire life hm. Making tea everyday..INSTEAD OF COFFEE! NOW YOU'RE GOING TO PAY

"Quick hurry, how to I get the answer to everything"

Get guns and don't get fucking bit

My intentions are to teloport home anyway

Fuck off you fucking piece of fucking trash go find a better fucking life go now fucking piece of fucking trash you

Yes

The ability to teloport wherever I want

N o

Spider sticky give concussion

Scale from 1-10 of being a flat earther 1 being normal 10 being ultimate flat earther, (this woupd be useful to avoid them in the first place)

Fridge

Bonk

Shit post ^

I was meant to choose one but, also people who can't take anything normally,and have to make a big deal out of it

YES

Ooooof

What weapon would you use on thor?

Wow...

Like I'm talking like god of thunder or god of war etc.

Depends what god specifically I guess

Multi kill...

What of it was the god of Christianity..

Tea, crumpets, harry potter London..do I need ot say more..?