That's a great quote, thanks for sharing.

Just withdraw it at the ATM before they notice ;).

What if the "When you're ready" is directed individually and not collectively?

He doesn't seem the type of person that would do this intentionally. The drugs on top of his existing problems made him do something that he wouldn't do while sane and sober. His statement sure made it seem like he understands what he did was wrong and seems to actually have remorse. I wonder if it felt like waking up from a bad nightmare only to realize it was real. I actually feel some sympathy for this guy, just because it seems like he was in some crazy hallucination, not some zealot or self-centered angsty prick.

Who else here could tell Dr Duntsch's life story, and learned it in one sitting in a four part series?

He's among the greatest comedians alive. He takes a lot of risks with jokes, and can say stupid or offensive stuff. But I laugh more listening to Norm than any other comedian. This is my favorite Norm joke, because it's just so fucking stupid. https://youtu.be/wAMgT8LuZaw

He also loves making other comedians uncomfortable. My favorite is watching Nick Swardson try his hardest not to laugh. https://youtu.be/VkSMSbFV_q0

Our asshole.

wAtCh FoR mOtOrCyClEs

Maybe the worst, "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em" ever.

Hello from the other side.

You're highered, man.

At least you could drown them.

You might think a golden ship is the most valuable ship, but it is not. Do you know what the most valuable ship is? Friendship.

I've seen this man's dick in music videos. I couldn't sleep for three days.

Here at Theratnos, we are on the cutting edge of rat brain experimentation.

She looks bad. Really, really bad.

She stole the show.

The dude hunted down the largest animal on the goddamn planet without breaking a sweat or getting his costume dirty. Watch your fuckin mouth. /s

You get too much, you get too high. Not enough, you're gonna die.

I read that in a slow, nasally voice for some reason. Then heard David Letterman laugh hysterically.

https://youtu.be/wAMgT8LuZaw There's a link to the original joke. I don't know why, but this is probably my favorite joke. I laugh every single time I watch it.

Fuse: Oi cunt! I reckon that was mine!

I failed quite often when I tried not blinking until I stumbled upon his technique in his book. It was eye opening.