Guaranteed this guy's fucked up twisted views have screwed him out of house and home to the point that he's living out of a camper. I bet he gets kicked out of camp sites frequently.

Imagine being a veteran and seeing this guy waiving the enemy's flag around like this. I wish the worst sort of outcome for this guy. I hope he gets reborn during the WW2 era and he finds out how shitty nutzy life truly was

we had a guy who'd rent cars from us when he needed his van fixed. The mechanic would make him take everything out of the van before he fixed it. He'd tell us he'd spent the whole morning emptying out the garbage from his van just so he could get it fixed. Then he'd put it all back in when it was repaired.

What always made me laugh about the guy was that he kept a stack of receipts under his hat too.

She looks like she's trying to pronounce "cinnamon"

That's next. She's trying to mange the clusterfuck situation(s) her idiot husband gets them into on a regular basis. Instead of setting clear boundaries for her husband in advance, she's just built up her muscles to "put out fires" even if they're like California with a Santa Anna wind blowing through.

She'll be nattering her big dumb potato oaf husband all the way home. Meanwhile the little kid is going to be bundling up the stress of her parents fighting inside of her deep down. It'll become her core being and she will be afraid of confrontations because her parents handled everything so badly when she was a little kid.

That's called the felony back slide. Like the moonwalk in the 80's but with a bit more "sizzle"

we're gonna just hafta ask him for a sniff?

That's some textbook peanuts right there. Toasty ones. Right from the roaster.

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Yer face is bernin' son! Cowboy up and shake those flames off

Tomorrow's gonna suck. Best story I heard was a guy who was on my friend's construction crew left the bar when it closed. Wandered for many miles to get to one of the only places open for food in the town: 7-11. He got a chilli dog and blacked out. When he woke up he was totally blind. He started screaming and thrashing about. Someone brave enough to approach him (He passed out behind 7-11 ) told him he had vomited in his sleep and the chilidog remnants and beer had dried in the morning sun gluing his eyes shut. He must have looked like hell. I am glad I never saw him.

The other story the guy told was about passing out in the back yard and waking up at 6am. A little furry arm (a raccoon or a squirrel) was reaching from under the fence where he was sleeping grabbing arm loads of the guys vomit. This made him dry heave just watching...

You looked like one of the Bratz dolls. You're the one who got a diploma and works at a law firm. You bought your own Acrua.

But you still Rock n' Roll Punk style!!

Religion is such a great open door to pumping the misinformation

My wife and kid went away and I did the same thing with a large pizza with extra cheese. The regret is award winning novel worthy

Looks like 90% of the guys in the Canadian prairies

Lake Huron rolls, Superior sings In the rooms of her ice-water mansion Old Michigan steams like a young man's dreams

So happy but you feel like you're gonna cry

hue-hue-hue-hue scrunge

Extreme body builders actually rent those guys' eyelids to lift weights much heavier than available at the gym

Those eyes though. Beautiful. Like a cover of National Geographic.

Like that Frontline doc on antibiotic resistant bacteria. So and so, a 16 year old was playing basket ball at her school when she skinned her knee. The infections spread yadda yadda blood infection yadda yadda amputations.

What? From a skinned knee? Holy shit