Time to get strapped to a rocket sled

Pacific Rim

DOOM Eternal or Dark Souls. If they complain that it's too hard, I'll just say "git gud"

Ahh. The old Regretty Forgetty

Piracy

I thought I heard thee old man say, Leave her Johnny, Leave her!

No, that's unfair. Snakes, unlike Jerks, have a purpose

I'm not racist but what the FUCK is oatmeal

In planes, we see a flashback of Skipper and his squadron being fired upon by a Japanese fleet

Why do you think they call it the Shrieking Shack?

Don't fuck with squirrels, Morty

In-terro-ga-tion

did I win?

His full name is Mario Jumpman Mario

The co pilot is more than likely the WSO

Crippling depression and self hatred

The only way to win that game is to not play

Wrong post buddy

HHGTTG had super intelligent shades of blue

She's just lucky she has no batteries.

Happy Scorch noises

LOK gave us a small taste, being set in the 1920s after all

The man regularly wakes up in dumpsters wearing a dress, or on a mountain top, in a dress. I'm not sure if showering would help all that much

Ok, long long ago, Tatooine was a lush, vibrant world. Then the natives pissed the Rakatan Empire off, and got their entire planet glassed. Over time the glass broke up and became the sand we all know today, and the natives slowly became the Tuskens and Jawas

Happy birthday!

One of the main predators of Moose are Orcas. Moose are good swimmers, and like to dive to the bottom of rivers, lakes, and other bodies of water to eat plants at the bottom. Sometimes an Orca will come along and eat it because Moose are large, and make a very good meal