Same tho

Was eating a sub literally couldn't flinch

Smii7y

Who counted????

Looking down at the boy and his mother and staring into their eyes you know what must be done. The sacrifice you must make. You lean down to your wife and whisper your plan into her ear. She smiles and cries at the same time.

You know you have a few years and you start making arrangements. Making contacts, making friends in high and low places. Making allies everywhere. You know exactly how to avoid death. You spend as much time as you can with your wife and child during those first few formative years. And then you sense the time has almost come when you will be killed. You act fast.

You make your way towards the door with the child watching you every step. You hug the mother and kiss her on the forehead. You step out the door into the evening light. And you feel several impacts hit your chest the wife and child scream. Your child runs out to hug you until your wife drags him away. The body bag zips up around you.

Minutes later it unzips and you are helped out by your henchmen. You thank them and then take your place as the criminal overlord of the city. You have fulfilled your duty as an anime father.

But you know the anime must run its course. You watch your child grow and send obstacles in the form of henchmen. You kidnap your wife and bring her to your side as incentive for your son to seek you out. His powers grow stronger by the month. Eventually he fights his way through your masses of henchmen and right hands. You finally explain your plan masterminded all those years ago.

You are a family again.

Grays and Greens -Neinballr

I woke up in confusion. The last thing I remembered was going on an FTX (or field training exercise for those not familiar) I looked around frantically for my M240B Light machine gun and my M16a4.

" Thank God " I breathed a sigh of relief as they were still by my side. I looked around to make sure a drill sergeant hadn't caught me sleeping. And that's when I realized I was in a box. A very high tech box with a force field. Waves of light I can only describe as vanilla flowed down from the top of the box.

On the other side a grey being stared at me. I guess you could say it was a stereotypical grey alien. Big almond-shaped eyes as black as a Void. It had it's hands pressed up against the field and had a disturbing smile on it's face.

Despite the situation I felt strangely calm. My dumb ass said the only thing I could think of.

"Hi...?"

The alien appeared taken aback.

"That's your first words to an alien species..?" It stammered in disbelief. "I was told you human warriors were Smart, cunning, skilled with blades! And you don't have the sense to be afraid???" The alien seemed nervous.

"Why am I here?" I asked "am I going to get probed or something?" I cringed internally. 'Why did I ask that?' I thought to myself 'probably a dumbass move to insult it's

"Nothing of the sort" it said chuckling "you are my newest unit in Universal Warriors Online™ the greatest game in the universe!* Your planet was long kept a secret from us! Only one other human has ever been added to the game! A man named "King Harold II" a great warrior who won many battles before succumbing to age. His player never revealed the planets location... But after hundreds of years I have found it again!!!!" The alien paused presumably for applause.

"Oh" I said "can I die?"

"Only from natural causes... But I assure you we learned from King Henry II and have made you immortal and impervious to disease. If you are wounded in battle we can heal you afterwards" proclaimed the alien looking proud of itself.

"Well, I guess that's fair. I want two things however, 1: I want my own room instead of the box, 2: I want to get something from home after every battle"

"Very well" the alien said "if I may ask how do you plan to fight without a sword...?"

"My guns of course" I exclaimed a little confused.

"What's a gun...? And what does it do?" It asked confused.

I smiled. 'If they don't even have guns it looks like these matches are going to be a piece of cake' I thought to myself.

"So does everyone use swords then" I asked to make sure I understood the situation correctly

"Of course, what other weapons are there?" The creature inquired.

"You're gonna learn alot about humans today ya grey bastard" my smile turned into a grin

"Are you ready?" it asked "the first match is coming up!"

I tightened my ballistic vest, grabbed my M16a4 and slung it from it's strap on my back, and loaded my M240b.

"I was born ready" I announced hoping it sounded cool. The alien nodded and the box levitated and moved towards an arena of sorts. I couldn't stop grinning as I stepped into the arena.

The enemy stepped out of the opposite end with two swords held high above it's head. It was vaguely humanoid but blueskinned with leathery patches on it's body and a head resembling that of a dinosaur.

"BEGIN"

i pressed the trigger and repeated the words drilled into my head "DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE!!!!!!!"

The end.

Chadwick

r/beatmywifesmeattoit

Everybody shut up (I have an erection) in my ass

Sword in the stone vibes 🪨🗡️

Not even close

Cum

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DarthSenzuBag

It's... Beautiful

She has entered the chat looking for the man who fucked bin laden.

Enjoy!