A single red berry probably won't kill you to be fair, your liver can probably handle one at the very least.

By being alive you're commiting murder.

Your body kills invading germs, viruses, fungi, and parasites every single day, 24/7/365 until the day you die.

Your body is a lean, mean, killing machine.

Ant Man: "What the hell happened here?"

Aw hell nah, I know they ain't just bust a nut over my pal Spunchbab!

BIG BOI

Marvel keeps making the two of them younger and younger. Also good job respecting the hyphen r/respectthehyphen

What would you say the exchange rate between athiest bucks and Robux is?

Bottled water has done more damage to the ocean than anything else in the world.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Nice.

Modern day internet users don't follow proper or even normal grammar rules for English, kind of a bad example imo.

Take a moment and think about it, these people claim to be chaste christains evangilicals,

yet they spend so much time thinking and fighting agianst gay porn.

It's almost like they're projecting their insecurities.

And it's because THEY ARE projecting their insecurities.

People who don't engage in sex or masturbation don't care what other people get up to,

they don't spend every waking hour thinking about and fighting agianst porn, they just go about their day like normal people.

I feel personally attacked. The last Pokemon I played was Pokemon sun, and I played like that.

So cute!!!

I agree with you, u/SharkMouthFleshlight, u/MasterCombine is being a complete asshole. u/MasterCombine should allow OP to be happy about their car and not shit on them. And yes, u/SharkMouthFleshlight, this is a sub about pictures, most of which are unprofessional, I personally think thar u/MasterCombine doesn't understand that. Its sad that people can't just enjoy things anymore on the internet without being ridiculed, I hope you're having a good day or a good night u/SharkMouthFleshlight. Try to have fun

Why, thank you.

Hi, my name is Xyler Andrews and I work for the ministry of truth.
While no actual claim is being made by the OP, the paper does claim that to have the correct, contact number for ICE, which it does not.
According to the ICE website, the correct numbers to call if you live in Oregon are as follows:
"Office of the Principal Legal Advisor, Seattle
1000 Second Avenue, Suite 2900
Seattle, WA 98104
(206) 613-6500
Area of Responsibility: Alaska, Idaho (HSI) , Oregon, and Washington"
"Seattle Field Office
12500 Tukwila International Boulevard
Seattle, WA 98168
(206) 277-2000
Area of Responsibility: Alaska, Oregon, Washington
Email: [email protected]"
"Seattle - OPE
Seattle - Community Relations Officer
12500 Tukwila International Blvd
Seattle, WA 98168
(206) 835-0094
[email protected]
Area of Responsibility: Washington State, Idaho, Oregon, Alaska"
Whatever number that may be, it isn't the correct number for the ICE agency.
r/MinistryOfTruth r/TheMinistryOfTruth

Hi, my name is Xyler Andrews and I work for the ministry of truth.
While no actual claim is being made by the OP, the paper does claim that to have the correct, contact number for ICE, which it does not.
According to the ICE website, the correct numbers to call if you live in Oregon are as follows:
"Office of the Principal Legal Advisor, Seattle
1000 Second Avenue, Suite 2900
Seattle, WA 98104
(206) 613-6500
Area of Responsibility: Alaska, Idaho (HSI) , Oregon, and Washington"
"Seattle Field Office
12500 Tukwila International Boulevard
Seattle, WA 98168
(206) 277-2000
Area of Responsibility: Alaska, Oregon, Washington
Email: [email protected]"
"Seattle - OPE
Seattle - Community Relations Officer
12500 Tukwila International Blvd
Seattle, WA 98168
(206) 835-0094
[email protected]
Area of Responsibility: Washington State, Idaho, Oregon, Alaska"
Whatever number that may be, it isn't the correct number for the ICE agency.
r/MinistryOfTruth r/TheMinistryOfTruth

Hi, my name is Xyler Andrews and I work for the ministry of truth.

While no actual claim is being made by the OP, the paper does claim that to have the correct, contact number for ICE, which it does not.

According to the ICE website, the correct numbers to call if you live in Oregon are as follows:

"Office of the Principal Legal Advisor, Seattle
1000 Second Avenue, Suite 2900
Seattle, WA 98104
(206) 613-6500
Area of Responsibility: Alaska, Idaho (HSI) , Oregon, and Washington"

"Seattle Field Office
12500 Tukwila International Boulevard
Seattle, WA 98168
(206) 277-2000
Area of Responsibility: Alaska, Oregon, Washington
Email: [[email protected]](mailto:[email protected])"

"Seattle - OPE
Seattle - Community Relations Officer
12500 Tukwila International Blvd
Seattle, WA 98168
(206) 835-0094
[email protected]
Area of Responsibility: Washington State, Idaho, Oregon, Alaska"

Whatever number that may be, it isn't the correct number for the ICE agency.

r/MinistryOfTruth r/TheMinistryOfTruth