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COMMENT 2h ago

He's a Wanderer...

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COMMENT 2h ago

Yeah but did "You See This!"

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COMMENT 2h ago

A man that looks young but also older at the same time.

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COMMENT 2h ago

Right. I was thinking something dead or super nasty would come out. Also I was thinking this is when you need to go to the bathroom but you're at the office vs. when you get home.

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COMMENT 3h ago

It doesn't even have the most important factor, it was the universe where in Space Jesus was born.

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COMMENT 3h ago

Or maybe a hell like the one from "Beyond the Aquila Rift".

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COMMENT 3h ago

Butthole ( )*( )

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COMMENT 7h ago

I thought it was the Grinch at first with the spiky hair.

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COMMENT 16h ago

The one I got fit my right foot.

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COMMENT 17h ago

I don't leave reviews for products I use, but when I buy something and they try to make you put up a review with some bullshit reward I just want to say "These assholes tried to bribe me with a fucking sock, just the left sock". A lot of people don't know but it's against the terms of service to do so and if a seller is caught doing this on a site like amazon they can be removed.

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COMMENT 1d ago

First thing I'm thinking is "Fuck, that must have been expensive" Second thing I'm thinking is "Damn, that's a sick collection".

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COMMENT 1d ago

I cringe when anyone calls themselves a "sweethart", people who do rarely ever are.

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COMMENT 2d ago

They're like magnets, they're attracted to each other.

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COMMENT 2d ago

15-20% is customary, and more if the service is good.

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COMMENT 2d ago

I taotally would, but I'd be afraid of its mother coming out of nowhere and going all Revenant on my ass.

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COMMENT 2d ago

One Shepherd to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them into a heart.

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COMMENT 2d ago

Anyone that uses terms like "wifed up" and "high value man" is clearly someone who shouldn't be taken seriously.

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COMMENT 2d ago

Dattebayo Bro!

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COMMENT 3d ago

To stem off this, but someone who can't admit they have a weakness is a sign of weakness.

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COMMENT 3d ago

Titty Kitty is a professional.

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COMMENT 3d ago

It's a challenge to eliminate the type of people who would try these challenges.

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COMMENT 3d ago

I don't know how people can play with such distracting lights.

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COMMENT 3d ago

It's actually a really good workout for your whole body! It's called the Zoidberg exercise.