No earthquakes during the last 2 minutes of each half

Top 5 mascot.

You have earned the PTO. It’s there to use.

He threw a rainbow to AB on the sidelines that was just fuckin cool shit

Remember kickalicious?

Fire up

Losing Chris Cornell and then Chester Bennington in a short time frame fucked me up

The employer can decide not to accept Medicaid or Medicare funds if they want to do things differently. So, they do get to make that decision

KFC is a super-spreader

It clearly is a choice.

Boner alert

Throws ball fast

First known transfer of covid from humans to a honey badger

Hopefully he can locate his thumb by then

Baker good

Stupid crime is stupid but always nice to see insurance companies get scammed for once

Cooper

X gonna give it to ya

Frog

She’s dead, wrapped in plastic

Did you get extra Christmas presents from then on?

Kelvin Benjamin - nose tackle

There’s a place on south cedar that will do that but u gotta ligma

Hope they maintain those things as much as they’ve been going off

There was a game vs the Giants (I think) a few years ago where the ball was bounced off of the ground for a “completion” and it was so obvious and it was never reviewed.