Well, that's a new nightmare I didn't know about

So you're here showing off a $400 gain why?

That's fucking ballons tied together, and I'm a hard-core believer

Aluminum cans really came around over time

The fact that this ended up being the most upvoted comment isn't encouraging at all

Instantaneous time travel would warp you off the planet.

Agreed but with a small argument for I fund (Never more than 20% there, though).

And self righteous...this assumes that your emotional vulnerability entitles you to inflict physical harm on someone.

In a jokey way, maybe, but still rubs me the wrong way

actually it says you're a pussy right in there.

Your words, bud. Not mine. I'm just an observer

your username says it all

This should be the backstory to the movie "Rubber" in a prequel.

"I'm so numb by the world, nothing could possibly gather my attention"

Look, I get you're going through it but we all are. You're not that special.

If shares trade for that price one day, but no. Not yet. Market Cap is always share price × shares outstanding.

Given that light oil was discovered and not heavy, I would disagree. Plus, there is definitive access and plans that weren't sure when this stock was at .08 in addition to oil quality.

Understood

Can you provide your expert opinion, please sir?

Ah, yes, but Google can solve that little issue you have.

I know someone who said they had a ball python like this. If the last name starts with an M blink once, twice for no.

I swear on everything I bought a stuffed octopus from a thrift store today. Mine is orange too and looks almost exactly like this one. This is basically the plot of The Matrix.

I highly recommend a Biloxi Casino trip. It really is the only thing they have going but it's actually plush down there in quite a few places.

But, Biloxi almost makes up for it. What a fantastic little place that is for adults.

I want to know whose dog/cat he ate. Look at that meal!

Winter is...

Relative, mate?