Give it back. If it is not mine, it is not mine.

Is this not what flame throwers were invented for?

Raw, Raaawwww!

I’m kind of sick of these stupid questions to get attention.

Been there. Never let your guard down on the actual amount of work the offshore guys work. Otherwise, a nice gig.

When buying a house, I went with a real estate agent who obviously had never seen the property. She walked into the kitchen, and said, “This is the kitchen”. Thank god she was there. I could have mistaken it for the observatory.

This job = insurance thing must end. Changing jobs is certainly one thing. But, what if you wanted to retire early? I did. It costs $4000 a month in insurance for me and my wife.

For fucks sake, start getting your reactor ready so you can build your escape vehicle. You don’t want to be there very much longer.

No one handed it over, dipshit. It was the property of the Afghan government.

Meth and turtles don’t mix.

You won’t really need that blinker. How much you want for it?

The big anti socialist just got his family on welfare.

Warm it up on the top rack until the interior temperature is 100 degrees F. Then do your normal cook. That way, the pink middle will never be cold!

When you walk through the tunnel, no matter what team we are playing, chant, “F the Packers”!

The ANA, the Kabul police force, and the executive government of Afghanistan vanished. Poof! No fight. Come right in. That’s why things happened so fast. There was zero resistance. Everyone thought there would be some, even nominal resistance. Back in the day, way back, I was a fan of blowing up the fighter planes we sold the Iranian government prior to their revolution. Heck, we sold them to the previous regime! There is no equipment that we gave Afghanistan worth us going back in and blowing it up. Let’s get the last job done and get out of there and never look back.

Pool party!

I would build a pipeline that could pump water from flooded areas to areas suffering drought conditions.

Is that a laugh track?

But… Vietnam is a key ally today. It is a great country, today. They hate China, today. They are doing well, today. Afghanistan will never be a Vietnam.

Americans should have had only one goal. Destroy Bin Laden. Nothing more. Nothing less.

But the local Afghan army was never in it to win. They just wanted a paycheck. Now, they have to deal with their own laziness and lack of patriotic zeal.

Defend your country. Lay your own life on the line for your beliefs. Do not count on others to do this for you. If you fail to do so, live in regret and failure.