😂

xylem of vascular plants

I haven't seen the word xylem since biology class a million years ago

Yeah that dude's story sounds pretty sus. I find it hard to believe he uses AAA lol

You've probably breathed in skin particles of your friends too

Did he died?

It's not that bad

There's more of him intact than I imagined

Once you get past a certain fat threshold you become androgynous

That shits even worse

Dank af

Is English his second language? Otherwise this reads like he was drunk or on something

It's entirely possible

I don't even care I just wanna tell some noobs they smell like gravy queefs like the good ole halo 2 days

She's no Heather Brooke/Harmon. Or Dagny.

"Let's just say things uhhh haven't worked out exactly as I planned" cut to brother doing something stupid "ugh, that's my brother, BRIAN, we're totally nothing alike"

She's adorable

You should watch My Octopus Teacher on Netflix. It's so so good.

Do you take commissions?

Did they pay for your dodge charger or pick up truck jk jk

"waahhhh I can't show off my chin strap goatee to let everyone know how manly I am waaahh"

This sub went to shit

That's how you catch a murder charge. Why tf do people stomp heads?

Who said anything about being forced? Whatever why am I still talking about Burger King whopper titties