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COMMENT 2d ago

But billionaires get to go to space so swings and roundabouts.

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COMMENT 3d ago

That's amazing

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COMMENT 4d ago

Haha why am I picturing homer slowly sliding back into the bushes?

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COMMENT 4d ago

The compliment was sufficient enough

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COMMENT 6d ago

It's technically a reptile

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COMMENT 6d ago

Dolphin

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COMMENT 7d ago

But I want to be indignant damn it!

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COMMENT 8d ago

And a go fund me account to pay for the hospital bills?

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COMMENT 8d ago

RHOND-DA

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COMMENT 9d ago

Renember when people used to just pay for things themselves instead of begging strangers on the internet.

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COMMENT 9d ago

Who needs a vaccine when you can have cinnamon sticks and cloves instead.

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COMMENT 16d ago

I find the people that make a big song and dance about going to the gym give up the quickest. It's the quiet achievers that tend to go the distance

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COMMENT 16d ago

Yeah like wouldn't it be better just to keep it quiet rather then putting on extra pressure on yourself if don't go through with it

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COMMENT 16d ago

Another poster said this was from 2015 and the guy is still overweight.

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COMMENT 16d ago

Ouch

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COMMENT 16d ago

Like that terrible human being who lost all that weight eating subway but was like literally only eating 2 subways a day and nothing else. Didn't matter what he was actually eating.

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COMMENT 16d ago

I never understand why the focus is always on weight loss. Never on also building muscle mass which is just as important, if not more so as you age and gets harder to do.

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COMMENT 18d ago

Tomato please

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COMMENT 19d ago

Brother Justin

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COMMENT 21d ago

I love how I'm told being an introvert is a bad thing and then I see shit like this.

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COMMENT 21d ago

Fitness influencers are two words that should never have been combined.

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COMMENT 21d ago

That mix of fear and regret in her eyes right at the end is priceless.

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COMMENT 21d ago

And he is wearing fucking jeans

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COMMENT 23d ago

Crazy that people's sheer hell is now just a videogame for 14 year olds.

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COMMENT 25d ago

I saw a dude riding a bike with no helmet while texting on his phone.