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COMMENT 18h ago
Nice.
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COMMENT 22h ago
Fill your haul with one gun and the rest fireflies. Then zip line while chucking those jars is kerosene.
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COMMENT 1d ago
I DO NOT GIVE REDDIT PERMISSION TO ADVERTISE TO ME IN THIS THREAD OR TO USE MY LIKENESS WITHOUT MY EXPRESSED WRITTEN PERMISSION.
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COMMENT 3d ago
It's definitely kinky
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COMMENT 3d ago
Oh yeah, piss in my mouth! (Even if it's NOT piss:) I'd not be down for giving face to this shit.
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COMMENT 3d ago
Understandable
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COMMENT 3d ago
Great! Glad that's cleared up!
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COMMENT 3d ago
Oh my God this American website keeps bringing up America
/s
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COMMENT 4d ago
Get a second opinion
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COMMENT 4d ago
I thought I was on a different subreddit. But do you need clarification?
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COMMENT 4d ago
You're excused
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COMMENT 4d ago
Oof
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COMMENT 4d ago
Check out the username on this guy
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COMMENT 4d ago
For non-autists: Hawking threw a party for time travelers, but didn't tell anyone about it until after the party. No one showed up. The idea is that you hear about the party, go back in time, go to party.
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COMMENT 4d ago
I mean, of there was a dog, they aren't much of a Karen
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COMMENT 4d ago
Just assuming he breaks both arms or something? You heard him, girl ain't visiting him.
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COMMENT 5d ago
Planet Earth. Definitely.
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COMMENT 6d ago
Nice.
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COMMENT 6d ago
Looks good for me...
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COMMENT 6d ago
For example: it takes me over an hour to figure out I can leave the jail and how to do it and how not to get killed as soon as I get outside.... and they don't have Prevalents. It's spawned only Whiplash. FML.
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COMMENT 7d ago
Shut my whore mouth
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COMMENT 7d ago
Douche
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COMMENT 7d ago
Thanks cool hands
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COMMENT 7d ago
You see, in America when someone drops a glass, we shoot guns into the air (or into a crowded area). Americans are known for tact, class, and non-douchery.
This douche doubles down when you told him it's cultural.
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COMMENT 18h ago
This. Grown between three volcanoes in the Antigua region of Guatemala. Pairs nicely with chocolate.