i hate their school too

r/nothisispatrick

which will inexplicably have as much salt as a cup o' noodles

sweet. meet your cousins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjrvHsFzbvI

omg Fart was right!

did you really think i was serious? i guess i needed quotes and a /s

" " /s

other things that are intense challenges for him

walking down a ramp

drinking water from a bottle.

not saying the AnCap/AnFasc part out loud like a bad guy from Scooby Doo

not contradicting the last batch of lies

not groping his daughter publicly

keeping the poop in, upstairs and downstairs.

that'd be fun as a 10 Cloverfield Lane mashup lol

lol good! have a great day! :)

it mutilates their thirst!

Narrator: All of us can.

rotating rising shot shows microbes held aloft by baboon on top of Pride Rock as "Circle Of Life" plays

him, Dick Rocket and Space Virgin will get backlash for their hubris as things get more silly

you, sir, are an awesome dad. you did and are pursuing the right thing for your kidsyou have my respect.

my, this a little toxic and shallow. wonder if she's single, she's definitely an up n coming mommyfluencer. don't worry, she'll get a bunch of bad plastic surgery and it'll all go away quick. i just feel for the kid.

"I am crying, Mom!"

R NoT DesCent Frum Munkies waSh PvT PTs w. Librul Teers

Honk f U luv Ice Walls

reads the shampoo bottle while he shits

"soft... and... mana gable..."

that sounds cool! but maybe an artcar instead

"besides our new club stopped taking peanut butter factory workers as they

have sin in their hearts and all like Jimmy Carter so no nut jobs. Jeffy was also allergic"

/s

edit for spell, ''' /s

*with purchase of a tiddy of equal or greater value. supplies limited, act now!

Tiddy operators are standing by!

curious how a flat earther is doing it, tbh

Triangle Head Syndrome - the need to exhibit or demonstrate that you are toxic to others