A belligerent magician who argues with the audience is a damn funny character that I've never seen before. The way he argued with the 2 judges during the card tricks that went on for way too long was great.

"They're all rice" and "2+2 = 22" are so stupid, they made me laugh.

That's what those damned Northmen do all day—Northing.

"Yeah, right, the guy in the $5,000 suit is going to do all your police work for you? C'MON!"

"Eat elbows, nerd!"

That jacket is doing a lot of work.

Necks and backs would just disintegrate throughout the promotion.

Start off with jokes straight out of a children's joke book, and then immediately segue into child murder. Interesting choice for his set.

With few exceptions, every target is an absolute piece of human filth who made the world worse by existing, which made me enjoy carrying out each mission. The intel went into great detail about how shitty they were.

But then in that mission in the vineyard, you find out that some of 47's assassinations led to turmoil and misery for countless innocents, which made me feel bad.

I continue to be amused that a guy who's been doing interviews for about 40 years and who's been on radio for over 20 years is such a bad speaker.

Peter Dinklage stars in a new Cyrano de Bergerac movie that'll come out later this year. I hope it's basically this.

The twist: The little brother is in his 30s.

When you finally realize that dressing up like Lord Humungus wasn't such a cool idea after all.

Corey Graves: "Nia has a psychological edge over Charlotte..."

Yeah, because Nia nearly cripples Charlotte with gross incompetence whenever they have a match.

Many masked luchadores readjust their masks after every other move. Must be shit not being able to see because your mask shifts a little bit so often.

TNT: "We gotta say, Tony, the collection of big names you've signed in just the past couple of weeks is really something. We're happy with all the numbers and the social media buzz you've generated—this is all wrestling fans are talking about right now. Keep up the good work!"

USA: "...What the fuck is this?"

What the hell are most of these guys doing in the 24/7 title scene?

Why the shit is the 24/7 title still a thing?

Cedric Alexander on Twitter yesterday: "I'm so jealous of Big Swole right now."

I can see why, Cedric. I can really see why.

So Nattie and Tamina lost, again, this time because Nattie didn't notice a really obvious tag to Rhea. Seriously, she was facing the direction of the tag, it happened just a couple feet away from her, and yet she still didn't see it.

How many times have the Women's Tag Team Champions been made to look like goobers?

Could be another one of his awful / awesome wrestling names: Lenny "Long Boy" Longfellow.

the latest example of the growing Dick

Heh.

This is one of the few situations where being called "buddy" can be devastating.

This video reminded me of the Dune 2 computer game from the 90s.

It's been almost 30 years, but I still remember how the three houses featured in the game—Atreides, Harkonnen, and Ordos—were differentiated.

House Atreides

• The good guys
• Blue units
• Special unit: Sonic tank
• Super weapon: Fremen warriors, who would just appear in an enemy's base and fuck shit up

House Harkonnen

• The bad guy
• Red units
• Special unit: Devastator tank
• Super weapon: Basically a nuke that didn't always go where you wanted it to

House Ordos

• Sneaky fuckers
• Green units
• Special unit: Don't remember
• Super weapon: Cloaked Saboteurs, who would run from your base to an enemy building of your choosing; if they reached the building without being discovered and killed, then the building blew up

Dune 2 was a damn fun game.

I heard if you look into your bathroom mirror and say Suzuki's name five times, he'll appear and then piledrive you through your sink.

When Malakai Black debuted after weeks of "The Dragon" promos in WWE, Bryan Alvarez said, "It was sure nice of WWE to build up Black's AEW debut."

Now, "It's sure nice of WWE to spend their money on promotional material for AEW."