Wow, who could have possibly seen this coming ?

Such a sudden and disturbing shock that couldn’t have surprised us more !

Yeah rot in the ground you dumb-fuck piece of shit, look what you’ve left for your kids now !

0 sympathy for such blatant idiocy.

From what I’ve seen he hasn’t so much matured as he’s realised what to hide and what to publicly display about himself because he’s a little smarter than this twat.

They’re both still godawful, spoilt, egocentric bellends that represent the absolute worst of modern humanity, Jake is just stupider and thus more annoying.

Looks like that creepy character from The Adventures of Mark Twain claymation movie from the 80’s

It cannot be unseen!

Ah yeah ! Getting ahead of myself ! Come on Watford !

Gotta beat wolves by 2 to go top tomorrow

To hear “Welcome home son” in that beautiful Scottish inflection would be too much for me, but I want it !!

Bruno is Woodfuck’s secret replacement 🤫 pass it on !

Can they go 10mins without insisting the refs are against them (and for us) ?

27 years of personal experience says no

“This man had the audacity to be mature and honest about his past relationship as if he respects me and wants to build a foundation of trust !? What a fucking creep !!”

Yeah this girls gonna live a lonely life

4% population corrosion, we’ll use the liquid skin to fix the economy !

Ah shit ! 4d chess-ed us there, fair play ! Hopefully them pipes hold up eh !

I think you’re right though I cba checking, cant remember a win under him unfortunately, last game was an incredibly boring draw but surely with this shambles and Ronny back we gotta be beating them

Time will tell bud

Surely a free 6 points for the top 4 this season from Arteta ? I obviously hate seeing city win but Arsenal games are a full on spectacle at this point

Lol, read this as “goats” 🐐, truly what if ?

Yeah particularly the newest one grouping clubs together, that’s not what it’s about !

Yeah, was a bit surprised with the results when I clicked the oner

Best one

I AM VERY SMART AND BADASS !!! VIRUSES ARE THE SAME AS FARTS !!! IM NOT SCARED OR CONFUSED !!! I WORK HARD !!! VIRUSES CANNOT CATCH ME BECAUSE I AM WORKING TOO HARD AND FAST !!! IM NOT SCARED !!! STOP SAYING IM SCARED !!! I WILL FIGHT YOU !!!

I just knocked a bottle of coca-cola out of a child’s hands with glee, thanks Ronny !

I suppose you’d have them wear clothes and defecate into a toilet would you ?

“It’s like you haven’t even asked your Daddy for trading tips ! This generation is getting lazier and lazier !”

I really feel like that isn’t their decision to make, absolutely fuck this “I’ve got mine” mentality that festers in the every position of power