New orange train cars! They're incredible! They're OFF THE RAILS! PROBABLY LITERALLY!

Being an uncooperative ass does not equal unfit to stand trial

And that's not what my comment means.

I guess that would be a great way to convince a judge that you're not willing, or capable, to act competently in your own defense.

If you get hot pepper oil on your hands and feel pain that won't seem to quit, try masturbation to distract your brain from the discomfort and to de-stress.

For some people that's like, only ten minutes worth of drinking, and those people are called "alcoholics"

It's like how in theory 911 (in the US) will work on any functioning phone that can talk to a cell tower, even without an active phone plan.

"Internal Revenue Service, Major Fraud Division, Agent Jones speaking, how can I help you?"

pelvic exam practice without their consent

Uhh it was in the fine print on page 44 of the hospital end user license agreement they signed while in great pain and under the effects of medication while an impatient doctor told them to "hurry up, your HMO is only paying for twenty minutes and then I need to see another patient".

So they did consent.

I used to take the MBTA to Logan really late at night and then just nap/read/video games in the airport terminal until security opened in the early AM

Edit: and then my parents hearing about this and being like "why would you do this to your self" and 20 year me being like "I don't get paid enough to afford the expensive flights and there's a girl in San Francisco who wants to sex me"

it doesnt even bother to cover the groin

Original Samurai armor in this style was made for mounted archers and lancers.

An actual Ka-bar sword like that, made in the US out of proper steel like 5160 of proper construction to use as a sword, would probably have a MSRP over $300 at least. Or more, because it would be probably a limited edition, so no cost savings in mass production.

Seriously.

You can see for yourself! Download the Excel file, and scroll down past the other several hundred licensees of various reputations, to "United Cutlery".

Fun fact: This is actually USMC licensed merch, because Marines have no shame and will grant permission to basically anyone to use their trademark on basically anything, including pot metal BUDK swords.

Sometimes name changes get out of hand and then legislatures put rules into place barring candidates from appearing on ballots with names that communicate a political slogan or are intended to mislead.

"I am depressing the button to close the loading dock, and also just in general as a person"

Touching me

Touching you

Too much touching going on here

BAMA and it sounds like a horrible place to live

"Hey boss, I'm really high right now, up on the roof and also on marijuana"

He thought having a point made it a "fighting knife", and he was basically wrong about what the law here was in every single way possible to be wrong

I remember arguing with my friends back in high school when the proposed design was first announced, if "The Zackie" was going to become iconic or not

I just couldn't, for like ten seconds, then I told him he was a god damn idiot and that I was going to talk to his advisor when we got back to campus.

I really wanted to keep that job

An ecology grad student I was in the field with for the first time asked to borrow my belt knife, then stuck it into a tree and snapped off half a cm of the tip on purpose. He handed it back to me and said "now it's safer, and it's legal" like he was doing me some huge favor.

Edit: there's a number of people here advocating violence over property- in this case a $30 Kershaw- which is Not Ok

Armor for airsoft (editor: with the exception of eye/face protection) is barely a step above cosmetic skins for video game characters in terms of serving a necessary protective function, so you might as well do whatever the hell you want

That's one of the possible arguments for rolling back the auction sale that Kevin Underhill makes in his commentary- if the land belonged to someone else, even in a constructive way, the sellers didn't have the right to sell it.