OP I think your sister wants a babysitter, not a partner. She sounds incredibly immature.

Good dog!

Fall damage for sure.

This is why, whenever we get 6th edition, or a 5.5 or w/e, I want every spell from the current phb plus the full expanded lists in Xanathars & Tashas, and more besides all in one core book. Because I think more spells would add depth & breadth to the game. One of the best parts of books like the Explorers Guide to Wildemount & the Grimhollow books is that they’ve added new spells, don’t even get me started on things like Deep Magic from Kobold Press or From the Arcane Archive by Mage Hand Press.

Yet again my main complaint about 5e is not the mechanics, I think they are great, but the lack of options with which to apply those mechanics.

In terms of any given player character option you can name (from things as broad as Class, subclass, background, or race to things as specific as spells, magic items, or weapon types) it feels like 5e is only scratching the surface of the tip of the iceberg.

If I were to play in the 5e campaign that I really truly want to try out it would require at least 3-4 5e supplements not made by WoTC. And that’s being conservative.

Marcella Ear Infection sounds very emo 10/10

Yeah true

Suck my own dick

In my mouth

Beautiful work, well done.

Holy shit he actually did it, very clever

Looks like someone flayed the skin from his face, it’s awesome

Okay so now I need to know how often all three intersect with each other. That’s some kind of cicada prophecy.

We all did it at least once

Plus having to go into a menu screen to select what upgrades you buy with coins is a horrible idea in this context.

When you are in a mission you shouldn’t be fussing about with menus and crap, you should be fighting Chaos.

Having this Career not only be disincentivised to tag enemies, but also to stop combat so that they can play a mini game in a menu is just bad. It takes you out of the flow of combat & FatShark obviously doesn’t like that since they removed the option to change your load out in missions in V2.

This idea feels more suited for a completely different genre of game - like Starcraft or something.

Take him aside of an afternoon and show him three different vegetable dishes that you know he will like based upon your mother’s cooking. Broiled vegetables for sheet pan pasta, maybe something fried or grilled, and something steamed. Better yet also show him how to make salad & salad dressing because that doesn’t require any cooking at all and is delicious.

Wait, really? I didn’t know they were locked off.

And that’s for an animal that is naturally meant to roam and travel freely, with a pod not alone. Keeping Orcas like this is the direct equivalent of solitary confinement, all for the sake of being gawped at for entertainment.

You’ve got his car, plates, and face on camera. In clear view too, not obscured.

When you say drops here, do you mean chests. Because I assumed that op meant the items you can get from chests as rewards for completing missions, weekly objectives etc.

Give it time, it’s just bad luck. Play as many missions as you can, you’ll get that sweet loot sooner or later. Both very fun weapons.

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen Flamestorm do.

Just like how every ad for womens stuff - like pads, tampons, razors or waxing strips is all soft, delicate, flowery, often saccharine - because they are trying to make something difficult, frustrating, painful and personal come across as nicely as possible.

I sure fucking hope so

No not at all. I think he chose to be incompetent for the decades that they were married, during which time he was perfectly capable of learning to cook because he was always an intelligent, hard working man. But he chose not to apply himself here when he had the opportunity and that came back around. I guess I’m just glad that boys aren’t so commonly raised that way anymore, because I am deeply sorrowful and angry that he suffered as he did. It didn’t have to be that way.

He almost certainly was, but he never would’ve admitted it, especially not to us.