If Reddit taught me anything it is that if the video is cut people lived, property was unharmed, and the fire in the guy’s pants was put out quick enough and they all walked away startled but relieved.

But unfortunately not only evangelists will speak against the scientifically proven and generally accepted knowledge. Here in the US even top administrative people have been known to do this.

Ahh the Benny Hill show. Forgot the music though.

Ohh mein Gott

Some cultures even make stories about giant peaches

Wrong teeth for a beaver

I am 13. Please provide a better title.

The actual story as it was before being Disneysized?

God will listen - if he has the time

Invite him home

Ok now let’s do the conga

Year, apparently he married Elin Nordegren

The truth is out there

Det er en fælde.

Happened to me too. Apparently my wife forgot to eat her carrot in the shower. I just ate it.

Milk that does not come from an animal. I literally lived of that stuff when I was very young.

Maybe some people can actually jump higher than they can think.

Tried that, didn’t work. What should I do? Try again?

Needs some lubricant

It could well be the result - depending on what country it is of cause.