Get well soon. Hopefully the Gang won’t set suite D on fire.

Yeah this is grotesque.

Well shit.

Someone must have accidentally traded their Scyther holding leftovers.

Spoken like a true 91.7%’er.

Definitely get on that before the reposters get ahold of this.

It looks like it’s scared of itself.

That explains why cats are so afraid of them.

Maybe Cromwell realised they were nearly indestructible and just resorted to hengetipping instead.

A whiff of the ol’ Crown Jewels.

That’s just Texas.

Do they think Fauci is personally vaccinating people?

Oops la la!

Rules for thee and rules for Xi.

Now that’s what I call dead air.

Banging your sister is perverted, Dennis!

Si

The wait Gatsby.

This wouldn’t have happened if he’d been buying water.

There’s no going Bach now.

Yeah what would Keanu think.

He’s one of the British celebs that most people would have loved to go for a pint with. He’s been a fixture on our screens for years but he’s always been cheery and so pleasant; you could tell that he was a really nice bloke not just a funny man. Not too surprising he wasn’t fond of Piers who a a lot of Brit’s would rather throw their pint at.

Yeah it’s rich hearing her complain about brainwashing or indoctrination when she’s clearly a product of both. Masks were only politicised in the first place because of people like her - to kids they should have been no different to wearing goggles in science class - and there should be zero tolerance for her bs.

It’s so annoying hearing people sling the “but think of the children” line as they protest outside school gates, harass members of staff and encourage people to ignore pandemic advice; meaning hundreds of thousands of kids are having to mourn family members and teachers.

This pandemic should have been explained calmly and rationally to them by people actually qualified to do so; educate them on the reality of the situation and they will understand why it’s important for them to take extra steps to protect one another.

Instead that list reads like a who’s who of conservative talking points, and if a teacher decides to try and teach their own political or scientific views in defiance of the school guidelines and the curriculum, then they should be fired.

Lauren Blowbert here to offer you salivation.