Let's just stop and take a moment to be happy that we've still got Betty White, Dolly Parton, and Iris Apfel.

Man, this really makes me feel owned as a liberal. GOP, please take note at how owned this made me and follow suit.

You should probably take your meds.

Have you ever unclutched your pearls?

Wall it up and crank down the temp.

Boom. Walk-in corpse freezer.

Alright, the comments of "fail" and "evil company" are because it is an evil company and should fail if there was any karmic balance left in the world.

The praise for Biden... Where, bruh. I'm seeing quite the opposite. Infact, quite a few good ol' GOP "accuse them of what we actually are doing" comments, when cult45 was the one with Chinese bank accounts.

Don't try to associate disapproval of China's government with slackjawed Facebook users, troll.

Shoo

Brace for r/trypophobia.

Whatever, just as long as I get a third season of A Discovery of Witches.

Hahaha homophobia haha I'm making jokes about it because I'm so, so straight. Like, really straight youguys.

I mean, at this rate, just alternate between Caitlin Jenner and Ellen DeGeneres.

Yeah... That's the ticket...

r/cringe

Try more crystals?

This ad is being brigaded by shills. If you're being downvoted, you're on to something they don't want you to know.

Show us how balls deep inside your ass they are right now.

r/hailcorporate

I don't think you understand how opinions work.

Diabetus! 👨🏻‍🦳

Nope, looks like the Rhodes Scholar fecked off.

And I'm the mad one? Sheesh, your knickers are all twisted, aren't they?

Yeesh, going through my comment history? That sounds like stalking and harassment, a site ban-worthy offense. Thank you for the report fodder, sugar!

Who said I was mad, dumpling?

I doubt you've ever passed anything.

r/hailcorporate