BHVR: May we compensate you with 500,000 bloodpoints during this trying time?

I deeply regret wasting 2000 shards on this perk.

Drop me into Kabul with an AR-15, a Remington 870, a Glock 22, a handful of grenades, and a 12 pack of MREs and I’ll cry and shoot myself in the head within 20 minutes.

Cryptocurrency.

Face me to the west so I can watch the setting sun and remember all the fine times we had that way.

Since Pinhead feels pleasure instead of pain, I wonder if dropping a pallet down on him (driving the pins deeper into his skin), is just making him have an orgasm rather than stunning him.

I think it’s in a cave.

He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn’t your daddy.

Iron/Browned Steel > Gold

A full iron Lancaster with a Cocobolo varnish looks amazing.

I don’t care who says what, Second Wind is a good perk.

Either the Mark 42 or the Mark 85 armor. Summoning the armor is just way too badass.

Wow, these sound really stupid

The mori would be him and his fuckin pogo stick.

Nope. She’s alive.

Will definitely be the best killer this year.

Pinhead has 7 letters, do you know what also has 7 letters? William. William Afton.

You will also see that Pinheads portal in the PTB is purple. Purple Guy. William Afton.

Well you see, if you go deep enough into FNAF lore, you will find that William Afton is currently in hell. Do you know what killer is also in hell? Hellraiser.

I like how Clive Barker practically said that he wouldn’t even shit out a film as bad as Revelations.

Iron Man 3.

Bodegas.

“How much does a cornea go for on the black market?”

Glad that Peacemaker is getting a TV show. Cena is fucking awesome in the role.

They fucked the Terminator timeline(s) beyond belief

The Crabbe & Goyle x Harry fan fiction I read in like 2015 is more canon than the Cursed Child.