r/Grimdank Jan 17 '20

Most Punchable Face in the Galaxy

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COMMENT 9h ago

Yeah, and those ways would make the tiny hit irrelevant. What’s your point?

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COMMENT 12h ago

1) Radiants and Heralds aren’t normal people

2) Because it’s an obviously flawed belief system shaped by historical political agenda

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COMMENT 12h ago

Found the troll. ^

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COMMENT 12h ago

Like, I literally cannot make it any more clear that he definitely kicked a crying child. The fact you are reaching so hard is concerning. Or is your asserting that a “shove” does not constitute “forcefully propel”? Because that’s objectively wrong too.

I get you you said something that’s obviously and demonstrably wrong and you feel the frantic need to try and distract from this by “BaH, yOu jUst Hate hIm, VIRTUE SINGLING!”, but you should really stop. Feel feel to put your fingers back in your ears going “blah blah blah” though.

Edit: Just so you can’t keep deflecting:

Shove: verb. push (someone or something) roughly. - noun a strong push.

Forceful: adjective (especially of a person or argument) strong and assertive; vigorous and powerful.

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COMMENT 12h ago

I know a lot of people complained about it, and it’s third party, but-

stares at Illrigger

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COMMENT 12h ago

We actually have lightsaber damage form older editions, and since other weapons maintained their damage through editions, it seems reasonable a lightsaber would as well. 2d8 damage. I guess radiant would make the most sense for D&D, I forget what it was on SE.

…man Saga Edition was a good game.

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COMMENT 12h ago

Literally just explained how he did. You seem to be admitting that you don’t know what a kick is, even after being given the definition. A bold move Cotton, we’ll see how this plays out.

Edit: I have added emphasis to the quote showing how he literally, not hyperbolically, kicked a weeping child so that he could murder the child’s father while the child watched. You’re not even being pedantic, you’re just empirically wrong.

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COMMENT 12h ago

Competed to 3.X? Pretty tame.

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COMMENT 12h ago

I mean, unless your enemies are mindless, they just leave. It exactly an “instawin” so much as a delay.

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COMMENT 13h ago

Moash pinned the king to the ground, shoving aside the weeping child prince with his foot.

You either don’t know what hyperbole is, or you don’t know what a kick is.

Kick: verb. 1. strike or propel forcibly with the foot.

Moash literally kicked a weeping child off of his father so Moash could murder him while the child watched.

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COMMENT 23h ago

Also, you know, his son that he had just kicked off of him.

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COMMENT 2d ago

I am a shitty, gossip addict with trust issues. I have no actual friends.

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COMMENT 3d ago

Because the DM doesn’t need to spend time deterring how every object in the environment is exaggerated by everything.

D&D is not a simulation, it’s an abstraction.

The artificer cannon is an example of an edge case, and that’s why DMs are a thing. If the rules could cover everything cleanly, you wouldn’t need one.

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COMMENT 3d ago

Ah, more unconstitutional laws. Shocker.

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COMMENT 3d ago

Generally you’d multiply by 3. 12 5th level slots (at max) may seem busted, but it’s still less total spells than other casters, and the action economy limits how hard they can nuke in a given encounter. Plus most of the game they’ll only have 6 spell slots for the whole day.

Regular full casters would still have the edge via non scaling spells and the like.

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COMMENT 4d ago

Yes, Witchlight actually been published yet.

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COMMENT 4d ago

If you haven’t played with the actual version yet, I’d suggest actually doing that first, before deciding something needs revised.

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COMMENT 4d ago

Give how little Investiture Elhokar would have in his life, it seems very unlikely he would have lasted long as a Shadow, if he even left one.

Not even sure Eshonai became a Shadow, and she had much more Investiture just at the time of her death, let alone all the time she spent as War Form.

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COMMENT 4d ago

RAW means “rule was written”.

Aasimar are not celestial, that are humanoid, and they have a racial ability that lets them glow (or shadow). It is not an inherent ability of celestial. No celestial I can think of glows at all.

Find steed gives you a mount with the exact same stat block as the form it takes, with the exception of its type and increased Intelligence. There is nothing to suggest it can glow or provide a source of light.

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COMMENT 4d ago

Not explicitly no. Not yet anyway.

Edit: It is stated by the Stormfather to have something to do with the Nightwatcher/Cultivation.

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COMMENT 4d ago

I mean, aluminum lined hats to protect form emotional allomancy are already canon.

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COMMENT 4d ago

Did you read anything to make you think celestial type creatures glow as an aspect of being celestial?

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COMMENT 5d ago

Weird how this can’t be found on their website or Twitter. It’s almost like it’s fake a fuck or something. 🤔

Reading, do you do it? If your gonna troll, be better at it.

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COMMENT 5d ago

Completely absent on the DailyMails Twitter too.