Hurray for garbage day! Here's to your new trash-free life!

I have no idea what his problem is, but since anything you say to him will go in one ear and out the other, I think you should stop appealing to his ears and start appealing to his eyes: from now on, text him what you want so he has it in writing. See if that helps, and assess your next steps from there.

This would drive me bananas, too.

If you're currently on fire, make it so you're not on fire anymore.

This is actually nowhere near the least coherent post on Reddit.

Parents or guardians who kicked children out of the house because of their sexual orientation would be charged with a hate crime.

Might be worth reaching out to the ACLU to do something about that judge.

Now that your ex has lost his punching bag, your younger son is likely to become the next target of abuse.

I'll bring popcorn!

There's always some guy who makes this pedantic comment. It's such a weird hill to die on.

I like to respond with a photo of a carrot peeler or a cheese grater.

Your teacher got what she deserved for asking a rude question.

They tried to terrorize a kitty. They got what they deserved.

He died of COVID-19, not of being forced to stop using a human being as a punching bag.

I worry this poor kid is going to grow up to be a hoarder.

"More deserving"? You talk about her like she's a lifelong criminal. For goodness sake, she's your daughter, and she's five years old!

If you can't view her as "deserving", if you can't love her unconditionally, then you're not ready to be her mother.

What you are doing to her is cruel. She is already struggling to adjust to a major change in her environment and is likely dealing with intense separation anxiety. By taking away the few comforts she has left in her life, you are forcing her to relive separation and loss over and over. Right now, you are doing nothing in her eyes to disprove your mother's claim that you hate her.

I'm not sure I believe him when he says it was a dream...

So basically she thinks her children are her property.

I've learned to love the muggy hot nights. People think I'm nuts.

I've been single most of my life. Having a queen-sized bed all to myself is awesome.

I always get the sense that people who throw that particular accusation around loosely are projecting.

I hate the child abuse ones. Even when they're obvious trolls.

Not gonna lie, I'm an introvert and a homebody, and I've been using the pandemic as an excuse to live my best life.