Last podcast on the left did an episode on spontaneous combustion!

It looks kind of like a squashed L or an L that fell over

Love it because it also means perfect!

Damn I just clicked with reckless abandon, did not even consider it might be an actual butthole

She looks exactly like my boy, Cinnamon Scroll!

I saw that movie in the cinema and when the ending credits came on you could hear people sniffling and sobbing.

They’re called tuck shop lady arms in Australia!

Fetambert is the best name for a cat

Opal is a very cute and normal name!

She barely had the charisma of a cardboard cut out of Rachel Weisz

I think she often wears shoes that are too small

Flick is a pretty common nickname for Felicity in Australia.

Zaya?

For all we know, Yellow could be a bear

Same but it’s goat cheese salad

Constantly have White Woman’s Instagram stuck in my head

Look how safe and comfy this little dog is 😊

Butterbean, Butters or Button!

Surely it would kill you

Museum conservators can have a little plague, as a treat

Is Myf short for Myfanwy?

I love everything about this picture

Skeleton jelly

I love chocolate but I’ve never had a box of mixed chocolates that was any good, they all somehow taste so terrible.