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COMMENT 1h ago

Pretty sure this would violate unreasonable search and seizure. Fourth ammendment violation cases line up for court in LA!

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COMMENT 7h ago

It's what powers Walville.

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COMMENT 7h ago

No just not into existence yet. Eventually they'd be born on a timeline it just might be a long long long infinite time until I got to that point in time. 😜

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COMMENT 16h ago

Where will he get the water for the city? Future restricting resource world wide will be fresh water. Maybe don't build giant cities in the desert.

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COMMENT 17h ago

But these same fuckers probably also proudly wear shirts with slogans like 'look at me wrong and my husband will shoot your ass dead'

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COMMENT 17h ago

For sure was the stache

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COMMENT 17h ago

Me too. Before kids, student loan debt was due, middle aged weight gain, prostate exams, before TSA, yeah I'll live perpetually in '99.

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COMMENT 17h ago

Um actually bees have hearts and an aorta. So they actually do have heartbeats. But beyond that factually incorrect statement the whole argument you can never kill anything falls apart the moment you take a breath, use Lysol to clean anything, eat meat, use a pesticide or you know basically just existing. By existing in this natural world you are destroying some other life at some point and almost continuously. It's how things work. Not that that is an argument for abortions it's not. Because I'm not attempt to make a false equivalency argument like meme responder is.

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COMMENT 20h ago

He's drunk with a baby and somehow still the better caregiver than the dumbass who left her kid alone to take a phone call

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COMMENT 20h ago

Oh when you use lots of coke to get through marching band practice

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COMMENT 20h ago

He's hanging around to watch her decline of sanity due rabies in her

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COMMENT 21h ago

They will eliminate rapists by decriminalizing rape. If rape isn't illegal there aren't any rapists. See how that works. Easy peasy

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COMMENT 1d ago

It comes from a lack of empathy. They can't see problems that don't exist for themselves. And at best when they do experience it they develop some compassion in that they can relate their own experience to anothers but that's still not empathy, it's just shared misery.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Bu bu but the bible.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Name checks out for a douchy Toby Keith response.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Surely this is some sort of experimental social justice AI bot right?

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COMMENT 1d ago

But your posts are anything but quick.

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COMMENT 1d ago

First day in this sub huh?

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COMMENT 1d ago

Her face looks like it was created by a kid with a little too much Play-Doh and no where to put but around the cheeks.

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COMMENT 1d ago

No one is saying it doesnt have human uses. They are saying you're a fucking idiot when you buy the horse version paste and eat that shit because it isn't formulated or dosed for humans unless you're one of those 600 lb sisters on TLC. Add to the fact it has zero, I mean zero clinical research provided evidence of effectiveness of any kind against viruses including the Corona virus that causes covid-19. Btw dynamite also won the Nobel Prize for use by humans, why don't you use that to treat your covid symptoms. Thanks for attending my TED talk

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COMMENT 2d ago

Once, but I don't cringe and flinch when fire comes near me.

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COMMENT 2d ago

That's the school. It's a school for ants

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COMMENT 2d ago

So we should be letting babies make our laws? Might actually be a more just world. I'm down for it

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COMMENT 2d ago

100 percent I'd let that person in. That shit sounds interesting af

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COMMENT 2d ago

Season hasn't even started. My guess you're not even in a league or if you are it's with strangers on Yahoo and you're using that as some weird justification for posting a Roastme when it's actually a r/desperatecryforfriends post.