Mine tries to bite the water too whenever we swim 😂

Me too I’m an “accountant”

Wish I had actual gold to give this but the shark metaphor was so good it hit me hard 🏅🏅

That’s...... not what this looks like

Maybe shift your focus to manifesting happiness/a fulfilling relationship, the universe will give it to you but it just might not be with her...

Ooh, good one!!

My dream boat!

Your nan and mine can be tattoo buddies :)

Love those hands!

Looks like you’ve gotten good advice here. Just wanted to add, from a female standpoint: the sooner your wife knows, the better! All emotions and family drama aside, SHE is the one who has been violated here so this needs to be in her hands. She should decide how far to take things, who to tell, etc. Your job is to stand with her and protect her. I’m so sorry this is happening to you :(

LOL

omg thank you so much for your perspective! I was thinking, “I can’t be the only one with this dilemma!” Lol

Aw I like this idea! Thank you

I didn’t realize. In that case I suppose I will have to choose based on an artist’s portfolio

I’m willing to purchase my favorite design. Did you look at the photos I posted to see what I’m looking for?

Yep! PM if you want

How did you get a little photo of him?!?

At least they did a good job casting a Karen for the image. I wonder what the modeling ad said.