"So I was a stocker, you know, a pro jock."

NO

We call them dirt daubers, and their nests are hard mud. These are soft, OP says.

Hot sauce in the shower? That’s the real HolUp.

My parents were married in 1964, too!

Injection gurney, not Old Sparky, but who's counting?

You gotta commit to the bit.

I think we've all learned by now that "businessmen" and celebrities with zero governing experience shouldn't run our country.

bUt hEr EmAiLs

Don't worry, the GQP will indoctrinate - er, educate - the coming generations on America's blameless exceptionalism.

Looks like the same tree that turned Greg Abbot into Governor Hot Wheels. That guy is one heartless, conniving, fucking prick asshole.

I've always been fascinated by the Dean Corll murders. Partly because I used to live in the Heights (decades after the murders), two blocks away from where at least one victim was picked up by Corll (11th at Studewood). This is a good Texas Monthly article from 2011, linked in a footnote in Corll's wiki.

That guy was born with no fear and a third ball.

It’s “teeming,” anyway.

UFOs are big rigs far from home.

Out past Mars there ain't no speed limit.

Can't get no beenie weenies or barbeque in outer space.

What were you spraying during the sanding process? Sorry if you mentioned in the video, I'm at work and had to listen with sound off.

Some find Jesus because they see the light,

Others 'cause they feel the heat.

https://www.amazon.com/First-Fifteen-Lives-Harry-August/dp/0316399620 is a wonderful novel

shut your whoar mouf

I'd tell TheLazarusInitiative to go first, but he'd just keep having to doing it.

Throw in a baby arm