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COMMENT 1m ago

ONE PUUUUUUUUNCH!

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COMMENT 3m ago

It Ertz a lot.

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COMMENT 4m ago

Made up for it in the end, but not spinning near the endzone would have been good.

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COMMENT 5m ago

I understand frustration from your real team losing, but how is your initial reaction talking about 2 blind famous people? It doesn't even relate to football.

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COMMENT 11m ago

Was there a Boobie Dixon at one time?

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COMMENT 12m ago

Was he faster than last year? Looked like vintage Gronk on a few plays.

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COMMENT 13m ago

What was his stat line again?

4 catches, 118 yards, 1 TD?

What even.

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COMMENT 14m ago

Also, don't start an RB from the Bucs.

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COMMENT 15m ago

Freakin' Brady coming back with the win when he had 1:43 left to play and lost a timeout to penalty.

But I also have Godwin so......

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COMMENT 17m ago

Gio got positive points lol.

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COMMENT 18m ago

🔫

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COMMENT 19m ago

I just really wanted him to catch 4 more passes or fall into the endzone at the 1.

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COMMENT 19m ago

Zeke in one league. Succop in another.

At least Godwin did well, against my opponent who had Brady and Ceedee.

It's only week 1, right guys?

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COMMENT 4h ago

"THIS IS NOTHING LIKE THE EROGE I PLAYED!"

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COMMENT 4h ago

I think the photo he sent you was stolen from the internet too.

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COMMENT 4h ago

Prime delivery indeed.

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COMMENT 4h ago

I'll share my story too.

Our all black beauty sat outside on top of our welcome mat every few weeks to greet us when we came back. Never let me pet him, but he would walk past me and slink away.

One day, it must have gotten too cold. I stepped out to get some mail and saw him again right outside the little gate. I opened the front door and he walked in. He's our purring boy now.

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COMMENT 4h ago

GET THAT LITTLE MIDNIGHT FURBALL HOME NOW! AAAAHHHH!!

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COMMENT 4h ago

But didn't you see OP's totally legit reasoning?

And he just has the most obnoxious fucking vibes like if I'm in the room with him for more than five seconds I wanna kill him.

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COMMENT 4h ago

OP says this:

And he just has the most obnoxious fucking vibes like if I'm in the room with him for more than five seconds I wanna kill him.

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COMMENT 4h ago

And he just has the most obnoxious fucking vibes like if I'm in the room with him for more than five seconds I wanna kill him.

This part was all the evidence I needed of YTB.

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COMMENT 4h ago

He's just the biggest goddamn loser ever I hate him so much.

And he just has the most obnoxious fucking vibes like if I'm in the room with him for more than five seconds I wanna kill him.

Are you for real with these being your legit reasons? You've only described some irresponsible behavior before that, not illegal or dangerous stuff (maybe the weed thing depending on the state).

YTB.

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COMMENT 4h ago

Here comes the AFC North revenge game narrative.

I own Ty'Son in all my leagues. Let's go my RB3!

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COMMENT 4h ago

Ty'son very much.

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COMMENT 5h ago

Oh wow. I totally forgot they made another Mummy movie with Jet Li in it.