Bruno Fernandes de Souza

The decision by a Brazilian soccer team to sign Bruno Fernandes de Souza, a goalkeeper who was convicted in the gruesome slaying of his girlfriend in 2010, has cost the team sponsors and sparked anger. But the player says it's time to move on because “mistakes happen in life."

Oh my fucking god, if he can sum it with these words after what happened he has no shame, feels no remorse, and will probably do it again if the occasion presents itself. Fuck this

When that truck turns right, nothing’s left, and when it turns left, nothing’s right.

The name of the wall? Swiss Cheese

No.

At that moment Vin Diesel entered the room and just said « fa.. » and before he could finish, the whole room was crying so much they had to evacuate the premises cause they almost drowned

And my axe

Hamiltoff

« For your kid, make the right choice, choose Phampers »

That was a clean translation u gotta admit

And when she deded, Haunt May

You have to go back and they suck it out of your arm, then put an approved one in you again

It says it’s a continent on Earth. I then had to look up what Earth was. Can you warn us that further investigations are required next time plz?

Don’t forget the most important, associated services.

I’m already inserting myself in you

Read too fast and thought you said there was an earthquake in 1977 due to communism. But yea quite sad that they weren’t restored properly when it happened. A damaged building will just keep getting worse over the years.

I went there in 2016 and loved it, I have to go back again to see those buildings in their full glory

The champion we needed*

what I mean

Siblings fowl play?

Well you just gave me the movie I’m gonna watch next with my gf. Thanks!

Well I meant any movie in the romantic genre in the last 20 years but you could go further back and this bullshit about not giving up would still be there. I used the movie example because it’s what kids grow up with. And some are watched with the whole family like « yeaayyy let’s all watch this man be a creep until she gives in and lives happily ever after »

Is Casablanca any good?

Have you watched any romantic movie in the last 20 years? They all teach you to never give up, that she will eventually come to realize she was wrong… It’s sad because even women love these movies when they are young and it’s only when you grow up that you realize how damaging they are. Oh and Hollywood keeps making them..

Perganat

"I can’t believe it’s not butter" softs

i have big plaenis

This looks sick and better than 90% of the shit I’ve played recently, If you manage to make the blows/spells and the animation feel impactful and carry weight, that’s jackpot for me

until he leaves Paris

BREAKING : PSG signs Ramos on a 20 year contract

#HakkiWhen