Posts like this are why I log on to Reddit

mmmm balut

It was also a marsupial. A dog tiger kangaroo of sorts, aka a doggeroo. RIP doggeroo.

Yep, those were the days..

What the fuck…. That is WAY too much toothpaste.

It only took 4 minutes and 20 seconds to kick in. Amazing.

Yep, college kids are dumbasses. I know from experience.

It is 100% impossible not to smile while listening to this music.

The only people who adhere to that philosophy are narcissistic assholes, which unfortunately are half of all people out there…

Now you can move on from jokes and start telling dad jokes. You know how to tell when a joke becomes a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

He did it!

My first thought is that my nipples would poke right through that dress

Wash the chocolate off?? Gimme a break.

Congrats! I’m sure no college girls will have crushes on you at all.

This made me snicker

Looks like the dude ejackulated

Seems really caring and level-headed

“Next Fucking Level”

You’re just jealous

Sounds like they have quite a beef

I wish I could shoot dandelions out of my nipples

Crate question

Yes, he deserves a rays.

Ju-Breaker! Wait…

Way better than I look from my southern pole, I’ll tell you that.